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The Magic Bullet

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posted on Sep, 7 2006 @ 12:04 AM
This here is dedicated to the Magic Bullet!

No, not the one that hit kennedy. But if it did, it would have chopped and blended his brain in less then five seconds! And Clean up is a breeze!

No, I'm talking about the hypnotic powers of the Magic Bullet all in one blender/juicer/dicer/slicer/everything gizmo and its crazy infomercial.

I cant stop watching it, why is it so hypnotic?

The Magic Bullet!

Dont look! It'll suck you in!

Why does that woman's cigarette never shrink?

Why does the guy have an accent?

Who makes all these meals during breakfast?


Its killing me!

posted on Sep, 7 2006 @ 12:22 AM
Ride the rabbit!

posted on Sep, 7 2006 @ 12:24 AM
hey wolf/

Here's a bit on History of the so called ''magic bullet''
....CHAT ......ATS

HarlemHottie says to (2006-8-4 14:39:35):i told her not to order it
wolfofwar says to (2006-8-4 14:39:50):harlem, I'm buying one for my mom
wolfofwar says to (2006-8-4 14:39:53):
but at the mall
HarlemHottie says to (2006-8-4 14:39:57):i would be dead by the time it got here
helen670 says (2006-8-4 14:40:0):what r they?
wolfofwar says to (2006-8-4 14:40:1):as seen o ntv store sells them for like 50 bucks lol
helen670 says (2006-8-4 14:40:7):fire egnitor?
HarlemHottie says to (2006-8-4 14:40:11):hmmmm, good idea, i'll look for them
NERDLING says to (2006-8-4 14:40:13):the magic bullet?
NERDLING says to (2006-8-4 14:40:14)
helen670 says (2006-8-4 14:40:16):lol
HarlemHottie says to (2006-8-4 14:40:18):it cleans stuff
helen670 says (2006-8-4 14:40:20)
helen670 says (2006-8-4 14:40:24):lol
HarlemHottie says to (2006-8-4 14:40:25):really well, supposedly
NERDLING says to (2006-8-4 14:40:26):its possibly the single most awesome kitchen invention ever
helen670 says (2006-8-4 14:40:26):well
NERDLING says to (2006-8-4 14:40:30):its an ultra blender
wolfofwar says to (2006-8-4 14:40:31):thats the greese bullet
wolfofwar says to (2006-8-4 14:40:40):the magic bullet is the 4 second everytihing
helen670 says (2006-8-4 14:40:44):blends and stuff
HarlemHottie says to (2006-8-4 14:40:50):
ooooh, thats what i was talking about
wolfofwar says to (2006-8-4 14:40:52):it slices, grinds, cuts, blends, slaps you
NERDLING says to (2006-8-4 14:40:53):i love the old people in the commercial

so, will you be buying a 'magic bullet?
Im sorry wolf, but this is a silly thread.
funny yep.


posted on Sep, 7 2006 @ 12:24 AM
What the don't tell you is that it is also utilizes free-energy technology. You don't even have to plug it in and it will feed you for the rest of your life - just three easy payments I understand.

posted on Sep, 7 2006 @ 12:27 AM
I didn't watch the whole thing, but... 'Berman' has a hang-over.

I think he wants 'Mick & Mimi' to get the ---- out of his house and let him recover in peace.

:w: ...............

posted on Sep, 8 2006 @ 08:06 AM
And these guys have serious drinking problems. theyre all making margaritis in early morning hours. Come on guys! you despots!

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