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posted on Jul, 17 2006 @ 11:08 AM
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“What happened their mate?”

“Dunno it just died on me”

“Well thump it a few times, always works for me”

“Eurgh”

“What? What happened now?”

“There’s gooey stuff coming out of it ewwww”

“Gooey stuff? Oh god that’s not good, ok ok lets not panic”

“ Well what do I do now? I can’t leave it like this, this stuff is getting everywhere, urghh this is really minging mate”

“ Ok, ok lets think…right I got it, get that flat thingy and scoop up the gunge with that”

“ Oh god”

“ What? What now?”

*Silence

“ John? Hello…John come on now stop mucking about…hello? JOHN”

*Faint tapping noises*

“JOHN”

“Yea, yea I’m here sorry mate, dunno what happened there, I just felt all funny like”

“Thank god, are you alright mate? Have you sorted the gooey stuff out yet?”

“ Yeah just did it, I cant believe this jack, its all gone bad, first it decides to die on me then it spurts out all this green crap, I don’t know how much more I can take”

“ Just hang in there mate, remember don’t poke about it anymore ok then it wont spit at you,”

“ Yea, yea cool, look I gotta get of this phone, she will be back soon and I gotta do summit about this mess, and eurgh this thing, it still spurting at me”

“ Well stop poking at it then”

“ I didn’t, urghh its going all flat and sinking, I gotta go take care of this”

“ Yea no probs john, listen good luck ok I think your gonna need it.”

“ Yea I think so bye jack mate if I come out this alive, I’ll see you down the pub later”

“ Yea jack cool good luck mate”

“ Cheers mate cya”

“ Cya”

*phone hangs up

“ Right you stupid flan, your gonna go in that oven, your gonna cook, then your gonna come out all nice and fluffy..Cos if you don’t the missus will kill me”




posted on Jul, 20 2006 @ 02:44 PM
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Mmmmm gooey stuff. So what is that thing, an alien?



posted on Jul, 20 2006 @ 03:15 PM
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haha was ment to be describing a mans attempt at making a flan

it was 2 am when i first wrote this so that why it may not make sence lol



posted on Jul, 21 2006 @ 02:38 PM
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HAHAHA wow, lol nice writing



posted on Jul, 31 2006 @ 10:17 PM
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gooey thing... and I thought alien too. Never would have suspected flan. Nice entry
thanks for participating



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