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Originally posted by skippytjc
#3 And yes, my pets fart. In particular my 13 year beagle, he farts like a tornado. I rent him out on the weekends as a wind tunnel. The feds classify him as a biological hazard and he’s not allowed on airplanes. Osama called me last week and asked if I "loan" him out to him for a stretch. My relatives don’t come over anymore. I cork him so I can get some fresh air from time to time. I put weights on his feet to keep him from shooting around like a balloon.
[edit on 7-6-2006 by skippytjc]
Originally posted by Lysergic
like hot sick death.
Originally posted by Spiderj
I had a dog named king who had gas that could make you lose your balance. That's not an exageration the dog was a freak of nature. It was like he ate death and cheese and then would let em rip.
And always at the worst times of course.
Took him to the vet and the vet said if you feed him a mix of avocados and cottage cheese every other day it would drastically decrease the insanity level of the gas. I asked the vet if King was in pain or in danger because of it and he was adamant that he wasn;t and that aside from the fact that the pooch could clear a room in a heartbeat he was completely healthy.
So basically I could feed him a mixture of avocados and cottage cheese every other day which in the end wouldn't really stop it or I could crack a few more windows and buy some more incense.
I went with the cracking windows incense option.
He lived to be a nasty farting 12 years old though and after a while I believe he truly was doing it out of spite but hey what are you gonna do.