Indonesia has been victim of many crises lately what with, earthquakes, volcanos, bird flu, and East Timor revolting against itself now. Conspiracy
theorists have it that General Suharto is using his remaining influence to bring about continued suffering to his own people using secret CIA
earthquake control weapons and a new genetically engineered virus capable of desroying the world's dependence on KFC. The white sandy beaches of
Indonesia sound like the perfect place to retire.
Columbus, The Dove

