Geek Speek.

I have seen a lot of contracted words and phrases on the web since I got sucked into it.I thought it would be interesting to troll for the more interesting/obscure ones,to make a sort of list so I can communicate more efficiently/confusedly/nonsensically to the unaware.
Examples of what I am referring to:
1-IMHO=in my humble opinion.
2-WTF=wadthafock.
3-IJsLOAMFG=I'm just some loer on a mission from God.
4=PNAC=Pinheads,nerds and criminals/other.
Maybe someone should publish a book about geek speek so everyone uses it,A NEW LANGUAGE,NEWSPEAK!!
Get it?.
Anything to add?.
Furiosus sol furore punitur.

funny you should post about this.........

a girl in Scotland handed in an essay to her teacher written entirely in this netspeak.

the teacher was horrified.......... the board of education ( I think it was their ruling) accepted it as a valid form of communication.

It goes like this..leet.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
4 |3 c |) 3 f g # ! J |< 1 |\/| |\| 0 p q |2 $ 7 |_| v w x y z

or something like that. from what I've gathered, this is the new alphabet for those nerdly types.

Now all I have to do is learn the nerd language.
I used to know spanish and french,but I had a catastrophic brain fart and now they are both gone.
I am finding it hard to live with that empty feeling in my head anymore,I need to fill it with something other than Asbach Uralt and pretzels.
One more thing,anyone have one of those bicycle trailers that they would be willing to part with?.
Wanna new dog?,I have a spare one.
Zbigneue.

[Edited on 20-10-2003 by uNBaLaNCeD]