: political correctness has left the building and I also mocked my own people, so all is good
So here we go....
Types of snow
French snow: surrenders to gravity.
British snow: falls in a chaotic fashion due to drunkiness
Italian snow: has a 3 hour break in the middle of the fall, then continues slowly.
German snow: falls in orderly fashion, layer by layer, until it covers the entire Europe. Hail snow.
KKK snow: white power! white power!
Mexican snow: falls in USA
American snow: is so fat that one snowflake covers the entire area.
American snow 2: has been outsourced to India.
Hindi snow: sings all the way down to the ground.
Al-Qaeda snow: falls by Allah's will on the entire world, then blows up.
Christian snow: falls down, stays there for 3 days, resurrects, goes up, then falls down again.
Jewish snow: a few snowflakes somehow cover the whole world and rule it. They never melt cause they are chosen snowflakes.
Chinese snow: within seconds everything is covered with billions of snowflakes that multiply exponentially with each passing moment.
EU snow: still hasn't fallen because snowflakes failed to agree on how and when to fall.
Dutch snow: is floating up and down gently in the air, man. Yeah.
Area 51 snow: there is no such thing as snow. The white you see is simply sugar powder.
Bush snow: snow falls because it loves freedom and supports our troops.
Polish snow: is forgotten.
Japanese snow: takes pictures of itself while falling.
So, please feel free to add more now