Lets play a snow game :)

Warning: political correctness has left the building and I also mocked my own people, so all is good

So here we go....

Types of snow

French snow: surrenders to gravity.

British snow: falls in a chaotic fashion due to drunkiness

Italian snow: has a 3 hour break in the middle of the fall, then continues slowly.

German snow: falls in orderly fashion, layer by layer, until it covers the entire Europe. Hail snow.

KKK snow: white power! white power!

Mexican snow: falls in USA

American snow: is so fat that one snowflake covers the entire area.

American snow 2: has been outsourced to India.

Hindi snow: sings all the way down to the ground.

Al-Qaeda snow: falls by Allah's will on the entire world, then blows up.

Christian snow: falls down, stays there for 3 days, resurrects, goes up, then falls down again.

Jewish snow: a few snowflakes somehow cover the whole world and rule it. They never melt cause they are chosen snowflakes.

Chinese snow: within seconds everything is covered with billions of snowflakes that multiply exponentially with each passing moment.

EU snow: still hasn't fallen because snowflakes failed to agree on how and when to fall.

Dutch snow: is floating up and down gently in the air, man. Yeah.

Area 51 snow: there is no such thing as snow. The white you see is simply sugar powder.

Bush snow: snow falls because it loves freedom and supports our troops.

Polish snow: is forgotten.

Japanese snow: takes pictures of itself while falling.


So, please feel free to add more now

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