This site has gone 'Tranquil'

Originally posted by Ocelot

Originally posted by Nerdling
Hey Ocelot, i think we have another minion of the night in the making *looks at dreamz*

Quick ocelot, get me the Celine Dion CD's, pcp, old westerns and a large car battery.

Definately minion of the night material. Quick grab him and stuff him in the trunk before he gets away.

Uh Oh.....Turns on Tiffany....

Running just as fast as we can
Holding on to one another's hand
Tryin' to get away into the night
And then you put your arms around me
And we tumble to the ground
And then you say

I think we're alone now
There doesn't seem to be anyone around


Awwww, I love you guys

Originally posted by Dreamz

Originally posted by Jeffrey
~Hey nerd, good luck finding a mermail that could stand upright to hug you

You'd have to lay her down on the shore sand and hug her like in one of them steamy love movies.*plays a smooth sax beat*



Luck and Peace.
Jeff

Mermail, is that a male version of a mermaid. Please stop the saxaphone, no need for steamy gay love scenes.

I just got a really bad mental picture of nerdling rolling around in the sand with a "mermail". $hit now I wont be able to sleep tonight.

Originally posted by Ocelot

Originally posted by Dreamz

Originally posted by Jeffrey
~Hey nerd, good luck finding a mermail that could stand upright to hug you

You'd have to lay her down on the shore sand and hug her like in one of them steamy love movies.*plays a smooth sax beat*



Luck and Peace.
Jeff

Mermail, is that a male version of a mermaid. Please stop the saxaphone, no need for steamy gay love scenes.

I just got a really bad mental picture of nerdling rolling around in the sand with a "mermail". $hit now I wont be able to sleep tonight.

Ha! Sorry about that Ocelot i just couldn't help putting Dr.Nerdling in a scenario like that.

Originally posted by Ocelot

Originally posted by Dreamz

Originally posted by Jeffrey
~Hey nerd, good luck finding a mermail that could stand upright to hug you

You'd have to lay her down on the shore sand and hug her like in one of them steamy love movies.*plays a smooth sax beat*



Luck and Peace.
Jeff

Mermail, is that a male version of a mermaid. Please stop the saxaphone, no need for steamy gay love scenes.

I just got a really bad mental picture of nerdling rolling around in the sand with a "mermail". $hit now I wont be able to sleep tonight.

It could be worse, he could be rolling around in the sand with a dead salmon with a sax in the background. Either way, not a pretty image.

Originally posted by Dreamz

It could be worse, he could be rolling around in the sand with a dead salmon with a sax in the background. Either way, not a pretty image.

Oh Crap. Now I got a picture of nerdling rolling around in the sand with a mermail while humping the dead salmon!!! OMG STOP THE HORROR!!!

~Sounds like a seafood restaurant commercial gone wrong. I could see someone looking like Bill Gates rolling around in the white foam with a dead fish with a big grin on his face. The commercial was to advertise the all you can eat salmon platter at some joint.

Originally posted by Jeffrey
~Sounds like a seafood restaurant commercial gone wrong. I could see someone looking like Bill Gates rolling around in the white foam with a dead fish with a big grin on his face. The commercial was to advertise the all you can eat salmon platter at some joint.

This thread has gone terribly wrong.

About this board being tranquil. Even paranoid conspiracy nuts need to take a rest once in a while. All work and no play, makes for a dull evening.

Originally posted by Nerdling
Wheres topless mermaid girl when you need her

ummmm ... you called?

Originally posted by MessedUpAnnie

Originally posted by Nerdling
Wheres topless mermaid girl when you need her

ummmm ... you called?

Well since Nerdling is off with his pet salmon and mermail, I think the issue has become less important.

Originally posted by Dreamz

Originally posted by Jeffrey
~Sounds like a seafood restaurant commercial gone wrong. I could see someone looking like Bill Gates rolling around in the white foam with a dead fish with a big grin on his face. The commercial was to advertise the all you can eat salmon platter at some joint.

This thread has gone terribly wrong.

Hell It went terribly wrong about two pages ago.

Originally posted by MessedUpAnnie

Originally posted by Nerdling
Wheres topless mermaid girl when you need her

ummmm ... you called?

Ermm...Hi....How YOU Doing???

Please dont slap me

Originally posted by darklanser
About this board being tranquil. Even paranoid conspiracy nuts need to take a rest once in a while. All work and no play, makes for a dull evening.

Exactly. One has to take a break from all the srious conspiracy stuff. If you dont you might go crazy. Like MAD is over in the UFO thread. That guy is f***ing crazy.

Originally posted by Ocelot

Originally posted by darklanser
About this board being tranquil. Even paranoid conspiracy nuts need to take a rest once in a while. All work and no play, makes for a dull evening.

Exactly. One has to take a break from all the srious conspiracy stuff. If you dont you might go crazy. Like MAD is over in the UFO thread. That guy is

Maybe he isnt crazy, maybe his mom turned the hallway light on and off quickly and he ssaw a bright flash of light and assumed he seen a UFO. Ok , thats not likely......so I am with ya, he's crazy.

Well since Nerdling is off with his pet salmon and mermail, I think the issue has become less important.

hrmmm .. well i had too much fun reading this thread anyway ... and i have only 2 other things to say.

Dreamz .. you make me laugh hysterically AND you're a hottie.

*swims away quickly*

Originally posted by MessedUpAnnie

Well since Nerdling is off with his pet salmon and mermail, I think the issue has become less important.

hrmmm .. well i had too much fun reading this thread anyway ... and i have only 2 other things to say.

Dreamz .. you make me laugh hysterically AND you're a hottie.

*swims away quickly*

Blushes----Grabs my fishing pole and put on large mermaid sized hooks.......Here fishy fishy fishy......Come back here....Jk

Originally posted by Dreamz
Blushes----Grabs my fishing pole and put on large mermaid sized hooks.......Here fishy fishy fishy......Come back here....Jk

Keep it up Dreamz and you may be the one rolling around in the sand with a mermaid. But be careful so you dont bump into nerdling and his merman and dead salmon.

Originally posted by Ocelot

Originally posted by Dreamz
Blushes----Grabs my fishing pole and put on large mermaid sized hooks.......Here fishy fishy fishy......Come back here....Jk

Keep it up Dreamz and you may be the one rolling around in the sand with a mermaid. But be careful so you dont bump into nerdling and his merman and dead salmon.

Im a romantic, I would be alone with my mermaid on the beach with a nice beach fire going. I would then grab my pots and pans that I happened to have with me and my hunting knife and cook the mermaid. I love seafood.

Originally posted by Dreamz

Originally posted by Ocelot

Originally posted by Dreamz
Blushes----Grabs my fishing pole and put on large mermaid sized hooks.......Here fishy fishy fishy......Come back here....Jk

Keep it up Dreamz and you may be the one rolling around in the sand with a mermaid. But be careful so you dont bump into nerdling and his merman and dead salmon.

Im a romantic, I would be alone with my mermaid on the beach with a nice beach fire going. I would then grab my pots and pans that I happened to have with me and my hunting knife and cook the mermaid. I love seafood.

Not exactly what I would do but ok. Whatever floats your boat.

Originally posted by Ocelot

Originally posted by Dreamz

Originally posted by Ocelot

Originally posted by Dreamz
Blushes----Grabs my fishing pole and put on large mermaid sized hooks.......Here fishy fishy fishy......Come back here....Jk

Keep it up Dreamz and you may be the one rolling around in the sand with a mermaid. But be careful so you dont bump into nerdling and his merman and dead salmon.

Im a romantic, I would be alone with my mermaid on the beach with a nice beach fire going. I would then grab my pots and pans that I happened to have with me and my hunting knife and cook the mermaid. I love seafood.

Not exactly what I would do but ok. Whatever floats your boat.

Look mermaids have tailfines up to their hips......If you know what to do sexually with a mermaid then by all means let me know.