posted on Apr, 17 2006 @ 01:08 AM
We simply intended to establish simple communication with the people of your small blue planet and assure you that you should not fear, you are not a
food source to us.
We prefer to see you as a commodity for trade on the Ursa Minor Exchange Market.
There are those who have an affinity for human pate but we only have need of your hides.
We have gone to great lengths to limit the number of hides available on the market as, we are sure that you appreciate that, rarity increases the
We are widely established as your guardians and any requisition has to be presented to our representatives.
So rest well mammalian bipeds you shall not be eaten while we protect your interests.