Sudan man forced to marry goat

Two things from my twisted mind.

Goats are pretty hardy critters. They'll eat nearly anything, they live in barnyards, and they're known to ram their heads into immobile objects. So the characterization of this as animal 'abuse' is kind of a stretch....more than likely the goat is thinking, now this is something totally different....wonder when we'll get some garbage to eat?...

Here's the twisted part...

A million dollars (US) packed into a suitcase, a really cute goat.......I'd let ya' take pictures. Sure, I'd be a goat****er.....but a goat****er with a really nice house.

Not really......but if I made you shiver and go "Ewwww!!!", yessss!!