posted on Feb, 23 2006 @ 11:58 AM
Sick of finding unsolicited 'pre-approved' loan applications and credit card invites in your morning mail? I sure am and have decided to declare
As most of these mailshots kindly provide you with 'Freepost' addressed envelopes, all you have to do is take an average 5-pound house-brick, wrap
the junkmail around it and then wrap the whole thing in strong paper to make a neat parcel and then tape the envelope on the top with the return
address showing...take to your nearest post office, leave on the counter, and walk out before the staff can complain.
The post-office will have no choice but to accept the package and deliver it to the addressee at great expense due to the weight of the