A Real Cowboy

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down
next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are
you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking
colts, working cows,going to rodeos, fixing fences,
pulling calves, baling hay, doctoring calves, cleaning
my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and
feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day
thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the
morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think
about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I
even think about women when I eat. It seems that
everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side
of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found
out I'm a lesbian!!!!"



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[edit on 13-2-2006 by UK Wizard]