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My Personal Predictions for 2006

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posted on Feb, 5 2006 @ 10:44 PM
Bigfoot will join al Qaeda.

The iceman will be cloned.

Ted Kennedy will be exposed as hybrid human/sea elephant.

"Nessie" will marry and elope to Lake Champlain via a sub-oceanic passage.

Chihuahuas will rise up worldwide and seize control of the combined military infrastructures of the world, driving the whole of Islam into to world's oceans where they will live in peace with other marine mammals, while declaring holy war on the infidel sharks. The Chihuahuas will announce their origin as being Zeta Reticuli and they will rule the earth by keeping humans forever entertained with internet alien hoaxes.

Hillary Clinton will become Queen of the World by claiming to be half Chihuahua. The Chihuahuas will know better but will let her reign because she has the eyes for it and it keeps the liberals quiet.

Ed McMahon will spontaneously combust while taping of a Medicaid Supplement commercial. Sales will go through the roof.

Jim Bakker and Tammy Faye will have sex changes and remarry.

The dead will hire Google to handle all their communications with the living putting all psychics and mediums out of business overnight.

Gay Baby Boomers will donate their bodies to a food processing program to feed the starving in Africa. The program will be called Soylent Lavender.

Betty Friedan will be reincarnated and will grow up to lead a radical, violent movement of women to reclaim their rightful place in the nuclear family demanding the abolition of divorce, abortion, contraception, and bowling. Men will not resist this movement as long as they can expect sex at least twice a month.

Generations X and Y will usher in a renaissance of silent film because they will all be deaf by the time they are 50.

Hmm. My spirit contact just told me to Google any further information about the future. Wow! That was quick.

[edit on 2006/2/5 by GradyPhilpott]

posted on Feb, 5 2006 @ 11:36 PM
Yeah, yeah, grady it's cute but does it deserve another go round on BTS?

Never mind I'll play.

Uranus will be found to have intelligent life.
Cheetos will be found to be alien excreta.
Trolls and Baiters will discover Jesus and repent!

posted on Feb, 5 2006 @ 11:48 PM

Originally posted by whaaa
Yeah, yeah, grady it's cute but does it deserve another go round on BTS?

Actually, I didn't mean to start another thread of predictions, but only to offer the post in a venue that might have a broader audience.

On the other hand, starting a thread here might not be subject to the narrow focus of the Cryptozoology thread, so by all means, let's invite everyone to offer their predictions with no narrow limits of subject matter.

Let the games begin!


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