The kiss of the death !, page 1

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Chirac's " French Kiss "
To made(done) Laura Bush the Channel one



The American press makes(does) its cabbages fat of the baisemain of Jacques Chirac to Laura Bush yesterday to the Elysee. The photo makes(does) the Channel one of most of the newspapers.

Nouvel observateur (english version)

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[Edited on 1-10-2003 by Nans DESMICHELS]

(Bernadette CHIRAC aka BERNIE aka the return of the pré-columbian mummy)

[Edited on 1-10-2003 by Nans DESMICHELS]

Chirac is known in France for being a great seducer. The rumor say he have many waitress (or mistress ? I dont know...) and in fact, each time a not-to-ugly woman enter in the governement, the rumor say that Chirac # with her :

Not-too-Ugly women by Chirac :


michelle Alliot-Marie (french defense minister !)


Roselyne BAHCELOT (french minister of environement)

Notice : These two women have no competence in them domain. The first one invited some friend of her, the press and a lot of people at the secret "etat-major" mounthly reunion, before the military explained her that this reunion was not a brunch or a garden-party but a very secret meeting with responsible of army and secret services. (Authentic!) We will probably soon have a very nice army, probably dressed in Chanel or Yves saint-laurent, but with no weapons : She recently decided to limit the number of plane "rafale" buyed by the army to 15...

The second one have strictly nothing to do and nothing to mind about environment : The first thing she did was to explain the medias that the "nuclear wasn't a polluting industry (sic)". She defend the hunters who kill endengered bird species, the industrial trusts, like Total-Fina-Elf, to not pay when they cause a pollution (like in the Erika sink)...

The only reason they are in the governement is that they # with "Jack of spades"

Chirac like women with horse-teeth, maybe it cause a strange sensation when sucking him...

This one is a little bit better :

Francoise de Panafieu (Head of the UMP, the Chirac political party) but it's not laétitia casta or adriana karembeu...

In france, the opinion is not shocked to know the president would have some waitress. In fact, they would be more shocked, if they learn he have none !

[Edited on 1-10-2003 by Nans DESMICHELS]

[Edited on 1-10-2003 by Nans DESMICHELS]

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