You might be Australian if......

I seen the other threads with this subject, and i though it would be funny just to see what people though a sterotypical aussie would be like, people from other countrys

... you can say Wagga Wagga or Ulladulla without cracking a smile

You might be Australian if:

If your last three pet dingo's were eaten by crocks!!


If the only rock in your back yard is so large it has a name: Ayers!

Credit goes to a several-year-old issue of RALPH magazine.

You know you're an Aussie if...
You've ever ran down the shops for a chicko roll wearing thongs... and not tripped over.
You've ever poured beer over cooking meat in the hope that it will become simultaniously tender and flavoursome.
You know all the words to Khe Sahn, but can't remember past the second line of the national anthem.

Can't remember any of the other seven. I'll let you know if I do.

Your corialis, and your borealis are just not right..