NWO - New Word Order

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's
winners:

1 - Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.

2 - Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

3 - Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

4 - Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

5 - Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

6 - Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

7 - Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

8 - Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

9 - Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.

10- Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

11- Glibido: All talk and no action.

12- Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.

13- Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

14- Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

15- Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding
half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

16- And the pick of the literature: Ignoranus: A person who's both
stupid and an ass***e

What's this have to do with NWO?

The title explains it. It's humor. NWO = New Word Order. It's in chit chat, jeez.

everything! nwo is making these people feel better by creating new words and then bam! they got em. yep thats how it is.

I'm definitely going to use foreploy and sarchasm as much as I possibly can. good stuff