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Funny Insurance Claims

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posted on Nov, 25 2005 @ 03:38 PM
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Just been reading some actual reasons that were written on insurance claims...some are just plain hillarious!

Here are just a few...

"I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car."

"Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably voodoo."

A customer collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were:
Q - What warning was given by you?
A - Horn
Q - What warning was given by the other party?
A - Moo

"The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again."

"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck the pedestrian."

"I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."

"While proceeding through 'Monkey Jungle', the vehicle was enveloped by small fat brown grinning monkeys. Number three fat brown monkey (with buck teeth) proceeded to swing in an anticlockwise direction on the radio aerial. Repeated requests to desist were ignored. Approximately 2 minutes and 43 seconds later, small fat brown monkey disappeared in 'Monkey Jungle' clutching radio aerial."


Taken from...
Here...

And

Here!!!


Mic
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