posted on Nov, 11 2005 @ 02:51 AM
Heres something I wanted to share! I thought they were pretty funny.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall. Don't get off at any floor.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Stare and grin at another passenger for a while. Finally announce, "I've got new socks on!"
Sing "Mary had a Little Lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of them!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Start a sing-along.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
Lean against the button panel.
Say "I wonder what all these do", and push all the buttons. Don't forget to
push the "Emergency Stop" button.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Just before the elevator doors open at your floor, move to the center front of the car and drop to your knees. As they open, fall to the floor, crawl
out slowly and mumble loudly, "No more Polish women! No more Polish women!"