Tommorow! Harr! Avast ye scurvy scallywags!

It be national talk like a pirate day!

www.talklikeapirate.com...

Don't foreget you bilge rats, that for some of us swashbucklers now is the 19th.

Now just remember they don�t call me Long John because my head is so big.

The pirate speaks,"here be a linkt'an english pirate translator for you lazy pirates"

www.talklikeapirate.com...

Aarrrgghh! That be a fine thing ta be celebratin', now... Strike the colors and hoist the mainsail, ye filthy bilge rats! Confine those scurvy landlubbers to the briny deep, and may their bones be restin' in Davy Jones' locker...arr....!!!

Arrggh Me lubbers, as this ship is world wide we need to have more time for the lubbers to speak so lets just swing the yardarm and get into pirate talk with some rum now.

Master Bates, whoires me ferkin' parrot ya scurvy sumbucket! Argh!

Tis good to be yakking like a swashbuckler, Aye? Aye! Tits at starboard, mount the gals, treasure, ARGH!

"This be great stuff. We Should have this once a week! Pass me me rum and hoist t'mainsail!"

The pirate speaks,"Harrrr, it be Captain Feathercutlas who lands, for his bountyo'rum."

"Yo ho ho me hearties, and ahoy - but what have we here? It be a stowaway in t'ranks! He be no pirate... he be a landlubber chicken, dressed up as a fightin' man, dressed up as a witch doctor, dressed up as a fellow pirate! Let's keelhaul him me hearties! Harr! Let me ketch him with muh hook!"

Oi be no land lubber you loose livered pile of prattle! Oi be pirate to me bones! Come here and say that and feel the blade of me cutlass! With that funny mask on you be looking like a scardey cat!

arrr, I'd make all ye landlubbers walk my plank!

What! ye can't be a pirate! Ye be but a girlie!! Now get back to the kettle and fetch me some grog! Girleis being pirates, what foolisness be this!

Originally posted by Netchicken
What! ye can't be a pirate! Ye be but a girlie!! Now get back to the kettle and fetch me some grog! Girleis being pirates, what foolisness be this!

arrrr, you scaliwag! ye thinks your 'plank' makes you a pirate? nay! you're not fit to clean out a scurvy knave's bung hole, let alone mine. away with ye, or you'll be meeting an ugly end.

arr! prepare ye bung hole fer me hornpipe arr!

LMAO Fury, where does ye find them ya barnacle loving swishbuckler.....

Miss Bates! Get back down thar and scrub me balls, aha!

LOL im loving the pick up lines......
#1 Prepare to be boarded!

Fairly warned tis thee says I !