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Hillary clinton caught sleeping with an Alien!!!

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posted on Sep, 8 2003 @ 01:54 AM
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I saw the cover of Weekly World News yesterday and it said something about Hillary Clinton being caught with an alien. It showed a picture of Bill Clinton with a black eye. Here is a link to the story www.weeklyworldnews.com...


This is the funniest thing i have heard in a long time. I guess the Clinton's just cant help themselves from having sex with anyone. If any one has the article can you post it. I just couldnt stop laughing last night after i read the cover.


[Edited on 8-9-2003 by cassini]



posted on Sep, 8 2003 @ 02:08 AM
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I wonder if aliens use advance technology during sex. Maybe they have invented something that gives you a hard-on for a week. Maybe they are so advance they do it all telepathicly.



posted on Sep, 8 2003 @ 02:23 AM
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Dream on Pizza.................I dont see how you can reproduce telapathically. But whatever I'm not an alien.



posted on Sep, 8 2003 @ 02:26 AM
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Did i say anything about reproducing telepathicly? It might just enhance the pleasure.



posted on Sep, 8 2003 @ 02:30 AM
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Sex, at least the sensations of it, are at their most fundamental level a series of nerve impulses. Telepathic sex could "feel" just as real as the real thing if it would be possible to stimulate the nerves that produce those sensations without physical manipulation.



posted on Sep, 8 2003 @ 02:34 AM
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ILP sorry dude didnt find it that funny , maybe cos i hate Leno.



posted on Sep, 8 2003 @ 02:37 AM
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The only thing Leno has to do with it is he showed the article on his show. He did not make the article as a joke.



posted on Sep, 8 2003 @ 02:40 AM
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Why is this $hit in the alien forum?!? Ahem, a little moderation, please...


[Edited on 8-9-2003 by cassini]



posted on Sep, 8 2003 @ 02:45 AM
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But still you said it was funny, you have given us a different link, the 1 u gave isnt funny;.



posted on Sep, 8 2003 @ 03:27 AM
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I do not have the actualy article. I think that would be funnier.

It is in the alien forum because it is about an alien.



posted on Sep, 8 2003 @ 04:02 AM
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I could see Bill Clinton walking in on Hillary and the alien. He would probably ask them if he could join.



posted on Sep, 8 2003 @ 05:44 AM
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Netchicken will you make one of your funny pictures of an alien giving it to hillar in the back door. Nothing bad enough that it can not be posted on the board.



posted on Sep, 8 2003 @ 03:16 PM
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"Why is this $hit in the alien forum?!? Ahem, a little moderation, please...
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Not being tied to the laptop 24 hours a day we get around to these things when we can and if we want to. However the great judge in the sky rules in your favour and this has no place on this board.



posted on Sep, 8 2003 @ 07:51 PM
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I wonder if this will hurt Hillar's political carrer.



posted on Sep, 8 2003 @ 08:06 PM
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That poor alien.... I sure hope for his sake that it was telepathic and not in person...... yuck!




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