Computer Women - Which type do you prefer???

HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER. !!!

WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her.

EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only four of your basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colourful, and lots of fun!

INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running .!!!

SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on the move, going faster and faster.!!!

E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense.

VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are least expecting her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing.

I think I like the "MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful" women.

Im afraid to answer that question. Dont wanna get my a$$ kicked by any of the female members.

Macintosh Woman: Easy to use, looks great.

Does what you want her to.

Looks and acts just like expensive counterparts.

Doesn't cost you a dime to use.

And finally, only goes down when you want her to!!


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Be Cool
K_OS



[Edited on 7-9-2003 by K_OS]

The more and more I learn about women, the more I realize how fu@ked up they are.

Demons from hell I tell you.

...ain't saying a thing...

...might get my butt Control-Alt-Delete'd...

Screen saver woman is the best!

Plug and Play Woman - Insert Periferal ... Play .... When finished remove

UMM really DJ.....
IS THAT HOW YOU TREAT YOU WOMEN!!!!

Sorry asala, only kidding (omg im in trouble now!)

OH Yes MR DJ

I WILL BE TALKING TO YOU LATER!!!
ON THIS SUBJECT!!!!!

Virus Woman........ How Freakin Accurate is that!

TOO right
We get in to your system and you just cant get us out!!!!

Open source...

Unix woman : A professional...

Atari woman : Granny...

I'd have to say I like the Linuxwoman.

But for those of you who doubt that women and computers have nothing in common, consider this:

The error message "General Fault Error" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad then I'm not going to tell you"

I liked the Macintoshwoman.

I'll take the excel women.

Why? Sex, cooking, cleaning around and back massages.

(just kidding)

AS400 Woman.
Too Big, Too SLow, Too Old, but you spent so damn much on her, you still aren't ready to get rid of her yet.

My virus woman said that this thread is not funny and that we should all get our hard drives kicked all over the place.