posted on Sep, 12 2005 @ 02:47 PM
A man and his wife had stayed at a hotel, and upon check-out the husband looked at the bill. "What are all these extra charges?" he demanded.
The clerk explained to him that the charges were for extra amenities.
"But I didn't use them!" the husband protested.
"They were there for you," the clerk replied.
"Fine, then I'm going to charge you for sleeping with my wife!" the husband fired back.
"But--I didn't sleep with her!" the clerk exclaimed.
"She was there for you!"