posted on Sep, 2 2003 @ 09:16 AM
"We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots,
keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren,
hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden, delusional and other liberal
We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of No
You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is
You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave
the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be ... and like the rest of
us you need to simply deal with it.
You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer
to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.
You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we
are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of
another generation of professional couch potatoes.
You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health
You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest
of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised
if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV, pool tables, weight rooms
or a life of leisure.
You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take
advantage of the opportunities of part time jobs, education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.
You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness -- which by the way, is a lot easier if
you are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights,"
This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from. We welcome you here. English is our language and like the one you left behind,
we also have a culture. Learn it or go back to the country and the living conditions you were fleeing.
Enough Said !
It has been a while since I last stirred things up, this outta be good!