posted on Aug, 25 2005 @ 09:00 PM
I found a pancreas today
As I was walking down the street
Someone must have thrown it away,
But I thought it was really neat.
It didn't have a cardigan,
Or doggie tags, or credit cards,
It couldn't fix my broken fan,
it wouldn't even mow my yard.
It doesn't dance, it doesn't sing,
it's awful at Monopoly,
it doesn't do a lot of things,
and does the rest improperly.
It cannot drive a minibus,
It cannot cook or play bassoon;
Today, I found a pancreas...
I think I'll get rid of it soon.