There Are 2 Types of People In The World ....

OK thinkers ........

What is your theological ideology of what 2 types of people there are in existance on this planet?

In other words:

If you had to catagorize the entire populas of Earth into one of two catagories, what would your two catagories be?

Here are some of my favorites:

There are two types of people in the world:
1) Those who do
2) Those who do not

There are two types of people in the world:
1) Those who like me
2) Those who don't know themselves

There are two types of people in the world:
1) People who like me
2) People who do not know me

There are two types of people in the world:
1) Ignorant
2) Stupid

There are two types of people in the world:
1) People who see things my way
2) People whose parents should not have had children

There are two types of people in the world:
1) optimists
2) people who acknowledge non-existance by paying more attention to the top half of the glass.

Your turn ...

There are two types of people in the world ....... ???

There are two types of people in the world:
1) People whom I have slapped
2) People whom I have not met yet

Two types of people;

Those who have found their soul
Those who have yet to find it

People who love marmite

People who hate it

Those who see from only their point of view.
Those who can step, in the other man's shoe.

I made that up myself...LOL

1) those who are wearing their shoes

2) those who are looking for their shoes



(smiling)

Where are they .......

I can't find them anywhere on this planet.

I doubt they would be in space ..... ????

Well, whether it be axiomatic or paradoxical, this has been said by the entity behind the mask for 20 years:

There are two types of people in the world: those who cast people into two types, and those who don't.

It's as black and white as that, even when existence itself isn't off/on, in/out, dead/alive.

Darn... I was just about to say that too.

People who cast people in two categories

People who don't

The geek in me comes out on this one but its funny nontheless I think

"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't."

On a lighter note:

Mac & PC

Go Mac Go!


Machine

Originally posted by alternateheaven
The geek in me comes out on this one but its funny nontheless I think

"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't."

funny

There are probably two types involved here too..

those who think that was funny
those who think you're a geek.

1) Those who wear masks, and .....

2) Those whose masks wear them.

Those who teach
those who teach gym

Those that serve people
Those that people serve

Those that cogitate
Those that vegetate

Those that are curvatious
Those that have pot bellies

Those who are obese
Those who are well nurished

Those who are fat
Those who are horizontally gifted

Those who are heavy
Those who stopped growing too early

Those who are willing to kill for what they believe in
Those who are willing to die for what they believe in


-- Third type: --

Those who are willing to die for those who are willing to kill.

Those who love beer.
Those others....