posted on Aug, 18 2005 @ 11:38 AM
My friend let me borrow his learjet.
I pinged your computer and found the IP Address, matched it with an IP encoder-decoder program I got from the www.blackmarket.com...
and merged it
up with maps.google.com...
so that I could fly overhead and release a chemtrail
to protect your family for the coming invasion of Reptilians from Rectus Prime that John Titor warned us about.
I was spotted by the Illuminati so I tried to make it look like a joy-ride by completing a few circles and activating a secret stealth device I'd
build from former KGB blueprints
discovered in Atlantis just before the Loch Ness Monster had time to eat them.
Next time I'll use a HAARP array to change the weather patterns so I'm not so obvious.
Whoa! Looks like both of us need a few days away from ATS...
Seriously, the only thing I said in my story that may be remotely possibly true is that it was a "joy-ride" hence being too low, doing circles and
stuff. It's harder for the FAA to catch speeders in the air who aren't obeying traffic laws. In fact, I believe if you're low enough, you don't
have to obey any but need an experimental aircraft license (or something...). It's been a while since I had studied for my solo wings.
[edit on 18-8-2005 by saint4God]