Umm thought this might come in helpfull if anyone is being abduted by Aliens???
*Don't argue! Just do as many of these as you can! ...
*Leave bright light on; in your room, hallway, and other rooms where Children or others sleep. Or everybody sleep in same room. If you have a UPS
(Uninterruptable Power Supply) for use with computers, plug the lamp into that. (In case abductions include power disruption)
Hurry and buy or rustle up fast, before tonight, some kind of warning buzzer that will alarm you if the power goes off.
If you have floor fans and/or table fans, bring them into your room and turn them all on, air-stream directed away from you of course. It would be
great if one or more fan could be plugged into a UPS.
Keep a flashlight with fresh batteries beside you in bed (sleep with it!).
If you have an attic fan, turn it on.
Spread salt all around your bed; surround it entirely.
If you have access or can buy quickly (by tonight) the essence of an herb called Yarrow (achillea millefolium), spread it around your bed-room.
If nobody is pregnant in your house, also buy essence of an herb called pennyroyal (hedeoma pulegioides) and spread it around your bed-room.
Sleep with iron bars nearby or preferably, next to you. A crucifix made of iron would be good too.
well i wonder who writes this??
umm wonder if he has tryed it him self!!!!