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On a beautiful deserted island...

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posted on Aug, 5 2005 @ 02:27 AM
There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:

* 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
* 2 French men and 1 French woman
* 2 German men and 1 German woman
* 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
* 2 English men and 1 English woman
* 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
* 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
* 2 American men and 1 American woman
* 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
* 2 Russian men and 1 Russian woman

One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere ...

The 1st Italian man has killed the other for the Italian woman.

The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois" ...

The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman

The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman, and she is waiting for someone to introduce her to the American men.

The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.

The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are low.

The American woman has filed a law suit for sexual harrassement against both American men, and they are suing each other for libel. The woman has also become a Scientologist and is having an affair with the Bulgarian woman. One of the men has become a Bahaist and befriended the wildlife on the island, while the second has become a born-again christian and attends councelling sessions with the two Swedish men.

The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any ...

The first Russian man married the Russian woman and divorced her. He is the best customer of the Irish distillery.

The other Russian man made money by actually killing the Italian on contract and by arranging exit visas for the Bulgarians; with that he acquired a controlling 33.33% share in the Irish distillery including the world-wide distribution rights to the English and he hired the Greeks as sales agents. He employs both Germans as bodyguards (hence the strict schedule) both for himself and for his Russian girlfriend, and has promised the Bulgarian woman that she can become the maid of their first child. He regularly sees the Swedish woman "to learn English".

In the mean time, the French still think they are alone on the island.

posted on Aug, 5 2005 @ 09:37 PM
A little bit stereotypical isn't it?

No, matter...funny it be.

posted on Aug, 23 2005 @ 12:39 AM
That's one of the funniest things I have ever read (I've got to get out more). Bloody great.

posted on Aug, 23 2005 @ 12:42 AM
That is rather funny. We need a lot more jokes around here to keep the smiles coming. Thanks

posted on Aug, 23 2005 @ 03:33 PM
Horribly stereotypical, but is perfectly fine, considering much of it is true...

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