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posted on Aug, 3 2005 @ 07:27 PM
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I recieved these ads in an email and I thought they were funny so I thought I would post them.

THESE ARE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS!


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog.
Bites


FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog


FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat... been out a while.. better be a reward.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.


NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby


GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and
dryer $300


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.


(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No
longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.




posted on Aug, 4 2005 @ 12:41 PM
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LMAO....Those are great! Awesome find....hehe

Here are some similar ones out there on the web...
www.jayp.net...



posted on Aug, 4 2005 @ 01:04 PM
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Rove Live

Sanc'.
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[edit on 4-8-2005 by sanctum]



posted on Aug, 4 2005 @ 01:57 PM
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pretty amusing



posted on Aug, 4 2005 @ 02:46 PM
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Originally posted by EnronOutrunHomerun
www.jayp.net...


Those are great! I really enjoy this one:



WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.



posted on Aug, 8 2005 @ 07:08 PM
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Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours


Dude I SO gotta get that!

heheh funneh stuff



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