Actual Ads

I recieved these ads in an email and I thought they were funny so I thought I would post them.

THESE ARE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS!


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog.
Bites


FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog


FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat... been out a while.. better be a reward.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.


NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby


GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and
dryer $300


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.


(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No
longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

LMAO....Those are great! Awesome find....hehe

Here are some similar ones out there on the web...
www.jayp.net...

Rove Live

Sanc'.
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[edit on 4-8-2005 by sanctum]

pretty amusing

Originally posted by EnronOutrunHomerun
www.jayp.net...

Those are great! I really enjoy this one:

WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours

Dude I SO gotta get that!

heheh funneh stuff