I recieved these ads in an email and I thought they were funny so I thought I would post them.
THESE ARE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS!
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog.
Bites
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat... been out a while.. better be a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and
dryer $300
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.
(AND THE BEST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No
longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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LMAO....Those are great! Awesome find....hehe
Here are some similar ones out there on the web...
www.jayp.net...
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Rove Live
Sanc'.
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Those are great! I really enjoy this one:
WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must
bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before. 
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Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours
Dude I SO gotta get that!
heheh funneh stuff
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