when animals go bad show

WTF? Almost everytime it is someone beating an animal with a stick or something, then can't figure out why the animal attacked them! Last one was an aliigator being hit in the head by a stick by the trainer when it jumps out of the water and attacks her. People interviewed...

"I don't know why it attacked her. It was just sitting there."
"She hit it on one side of the head, then the other side. She went to do that again when the alligator just attacked her for no reason."

HELLO! I wonder why she was attacked! Or a tiger one where the woman had made dinner(steaks, mashed potatoes with side of corn) and then went out to play with her pet tiger. She hadn't changed clothes or anything, so still smelled like steak. She then was hitting the tiger with a stick to make it lay down. When all of a sudden...

"It was so horrifying! My wife tried to run, but wasn't fast enough to get away."

"I don't know why he attacked me, he had always been so good."

HELLO! You cooked steaks with blood and meat flavor on them. You then ore the same clothes when you went out and beat your pet tiger with a stick. I wonder why it attacked you!

Or in Spain with running of the bulls. Shows a bull with darts and spears sticking out of it. It is in pain and people run up and hit with sticks and chairs and other things. Then an American can't figure out why the bull tried to trample her when she hit it with a 2x4. DUH! I swear, what is wrong with people?

Know what these shows should be called? Stupid Idiotic Moronic Dumb@$$ess With Sticks Versus Animals.

Put in your imput if you want, or just laugh at stupid people.

I didn't know what happened, I was just pokin' it with a stick...hyuck...

animals aren't computers..

you don't hit them when they don't act as you wish, they hit back


lol skullsplitter

From the Darwin Awards www.darwinawards.com... :

(Late 1989s, Australia) A rather impressionable student of kung fu listened with rapt attention when his instructor dramatically informed the class, "Now that you have reached this level in your training, you can kill wild animals with your bare hands!"

The martial arts trainee took the statement as gospel, and headed to the Melbourne zoo to test his mettle with the wildest animal of all: the lion. In the dead of night, he slipped into the zoo, leapt into the lion enclosure, and engaged a suitable king of the jungle in combat.

He would probably have lost a one-on-one fight, but he never got to try. His naive fight plan didn't account for the enthusiasm of the lion's pride for a tender intruder; nor did it give sufficient weight to the possibility that his instructor didn't know what the hell he was talking about.

Zoo employees found his remains -- two arms and hands -- the following morning, with shreds of red fur grasped tightly in his fingers.

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ALSO from the Darwin awards:

(12 January 2003, Philippines) Cockfighting is a popular gambling sport in the Philippines. Roosters are aggressive creatures that fight one another in the wild to establish a "pecking order." When their natural arsenals of claws and beaks are supplemented with sharp steel spurs, these feathered animals are transformed into deadly weapons. A trained rooster is an extremely vicious creature.
Usually the fury of an enraged rooster is directed against another rooster in an arena surrounded by avid spectators. But at a recent match in Zamboanga, a cock owner was the target of his own bird. He had just strapped razor-sharp gaffs onto its legs when he lost control of the animal. The bird turned on him, and in "one rapid shuffle," its gaffs sliced through major arteries in his thigh and groin.

Despite routinely handling razor-wielding roosters, the man was not wearing protective clothing. He bled to death en route to the hospital.

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People are so d*mn stupid sometimes that it makes we want to kill myself so I don't have to be around them.

Anyone ever seen that episode of Family Guy (my favorite show) where Peter is poking an aligator on the head with a stick saying
"hey mister gator, wake up, wake up, wake up..." and then a Koala flies in from off screen at an impossible speed and latches directly onto Peter's face!?!? OH MY GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

GH, that was a great episode. Don't forget the Beer one where it made fun of Willy Wonka, that was great!!!!

Anyways, another one.....

A man was out with freinds, drunk. They went to a wildlife zoo where the animals have huge open areas, not cages. Like in Jurrasic Park where the animals have miles of land to live on and may not be seen by the people. Well, this guy was mad because non of the elephants were where you could see him, so he climbs over the wire stuff and gets in. He then finds several of them asleep. What does he do? What would you do? Would you let them sleep or hit the smallest less dangerous one with a stick? Well, smallest one was a baby, mommy not to happy about some one hitting her baby. Guess what? He no longer able to hit baby elephants in head, unless elephants go to hell.

Well, glad to see Darwin was right.