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Be Prepared! Be Very Prepared!

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posted on Jul, 20 2005 @ 12:44 PM
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I added this link as some levity to an ATS thread. This link is old but if you haven't seen it then you're missing out on a good laugh. I'm going to use this thread to post my own.

Here is the Link

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All traffic must yeild to oncoming terror attacks.

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These items are no longer allowed as carry on luggage and should be checked in under normal luggage.

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Terrorists are afraid of technology. Buy these items in bulk to defeat the terrorists.

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If radiation signs knock on your door, prepare to fight.

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Colored decorations may be used as a terrorist weapon. Choke yourself to confuse the terrorists.

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If you become a terrorist zombie please cover your mouth.

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