posted on Jul, 24 2005 @ 06:04 AM
Rofl- we're getting some great ones now.
"whats that smell" seems kind of disturbing lol- but more so in peace time.
The grand central station thing isn't bad. I would like to make it something even more cryptic and completely indescipherable myself. Maybe I'll
"Take my gold, its...".
Or something a little easier for those who know me to believe that will haunt them forever.
"I have to make a confession. Dig under the..."
If you're lucky enough to give your deathbed address to a virgin whom you want dead "Hey, dying feels just like sex!"
Or maybe I'll do what my grandfather has recently done- don't say much of anything in your last minutes, then mess with the family's mind for a
couple days after you die. Some of the wierdest stuff has happened since he died. Everytime any of us play any game at all in his house it's like the
deck has been stacked and the least experienced player at the table- usually my 10 year old cousin who barely understands the rules- just beats the
snot out of everybody at whatever we are playing, no matter how hard the better players try.
Even at dominoes- my little cousin, who DOES NOT get the rules at all, was just throwing dominoes out at random on her turn and killing us- BADLY. She
must have scored every time she played. It was some Eminem stuff- F the next lesson, I'll pass the test guessin'.
Then we went fishing and the same tiny, useless little fish that nobody in their right mind would ever want to waste a worm on kept biting my line
everytime I casted, i mean within seconds of me throwing him back. That above all is something my grandpa would make happen if he could. lol