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Ann Coulter's children's book

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posted on Jun, 28 2005 @ 10:00 AM
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Apologies to the readers, but I posted the below excerpt before I realized that it was a satire on Ann Coulter published in salon.com -- not obvious from the link I came across. My bad
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I never heard about this children's book before and I was stunned when I
read an exerpt. Does it not sound quite a bit insane?

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An excerpt from "I Know You Are but What Am I?"

Chapter 1
Liberals Have Cooties

Tom called Betty and Susan.
"Come and see," he said.
"Come and see the New York Times1 compare the president to Hitler."

"That's mean!" said Susan.
"Liberals are bad!
They hate us and call us names and want to take away our guns!"

"Yeah!" said Betty.
"And they like to suck the brains out of little babies."


"And conspire with terrorists," said Tom. "They are poopie-heads."

Susan said, "Yes, they are poopie-heads. We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to conservatism."

"Let's ask Father to help us kill and convert them," said Tom. "But now, I want to go to the park. Let's go have fun."

"Oh, yes!" said Betty.
"Let's take Flip the Dog and go to the park."

Away they went to the park.
Tom said, "I like the park.
I like looking for treasure in the park."

"Me too!" said Betty.
"Look what I found.
I found a note.
My note says, 'I killed Vince Foster. Signed, Bill Clinton.'"2

"That is a good note to find," said Susan. "Let's take it to the attorney general!"

"Yes," said Tom.
"We will take it to John Ashcroft.
Then the internment camps for liberals can begin!"

"Goodie!" said Betty.
"Let's run to the White House and start the purges!"




[edit on 28-6-2005 by Aelita]




posted on Jun, 28 2005 @ 10:05 AM
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Just how More PATHETIC can this B**** Get?

Children's Books?

May God Helps Us ALL!



posted on Jun, 28 2005 @ 10:11 AM
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I found a 2002 reference about ann PLANNING on writing that book, but a search of amazon.com turned up no such book. Can you kindly provide a source link ?



posted on Jun, 28 2005 @ 10:20 AM
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Its not a real book guys, and its not intended for kids. Its called "humor". Look it up.



posted on Jun, 28 2005 @ 10:38 AM
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real or not the woman is nuts



posted on Jun, 28 2005 @ 10:48 AM
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Originally posted by syrinx high priest
I found a 2002 reference about ann PLANNING on writing that book, but a search of amazon.com turned up no such book. Can you kindly provide a source link ?


Sorry! I just edited the original post -- I didn't realize myself that this was a satire.



posted on Jun, 28 2005 @ 11:06 AM
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If only it were real, It sounds like a good book

to me.



posted on Jun, 28 2005 @ 03:16 PM
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It would make sense if she did write a children's book as she has the intellect of a young child.



posted on Jun, 28 2005 @ 03:46 PM
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Originally posted by Grunt_of_the_Covenant
It would make sense if she did write a children's book as she has the intellect of a young child.



You make a valid point.



But we really shouldn't do this. The smell attracts trolls.



posted on Jun, 29 2005 @ 12:43 AM
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Originally posted by C0le
If only it were real, It sounds like a good book

to me.


How does that not surprise me. What other childrens books do you read?







 
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