As I am so immensely proud of my country I have decided to compile a collection of photographs to encourage you all to visit Scotland and spend lots
Come visit Loch Ness, look for the monster, and purchase some authentic monster merchandise!
Visit the vibrant city of Glasgow, murder capital of Western Europe and home to the world's tallest cinema!
Take a romantic stroll down the banks of the River Clyde at sunset. Random acts of extreme violence and stepping on hypodermic needles are all part
of the Glaswegian cultural experience!
Amble through Glasgow's exquisite Victorian Botanic Gardens in the city's fashionable west end.
Experience the passion, the drama, the knife crime and the intense atmosphere of the world's fiercest sporting rivalry, between Glasgow's two
premier football clubs, Rangers and Celtic.
Edinburgh, with the famous castle in the centre, atop Arthur's seat - an extinct volcano. While in Scotland's capital - rather less proletarian
than Glasgow - don't bother asking anyone where to find a chippie, they'll ignore you. Bastards.
The Forth Rail Bridge, a marvel of Scottish Victorian engineering, symbolic of the nation's industrial past.
The truly awe inspiring Glencoe Valley, scene of the notorious massacre of the MacDonalds by the Campbell clan.
Loch Lomond. Surely you've heard the song?
Loch Lomond again, this time in autumn, the season during which the Scottish countryside is at it's most beautiful.
Sean Connery, without question the best James Bond, wearing a kilt. Inspiring stuff.
Scotland's loyal football supporters, the Tartan Army. Everybody now! Stand up, if you hate England...Stand up, if you hate England...
A frame from Trainspotting
, the best film ever made. That's Renton, a.k.a Ewan MacGregor, a.k.a Obi Wan Kanobi, climbing out of a toilet.
St. Andrews...the home of golf and much more besides, including a spectacular ruined medieval cathedral and an elitist university full of English
I hope I have inspired you all to visit Scotland, and spend as much money as possible on tartan, whisky and wee miniature flags. And I hope all you
English folk are feeling suitably culturally inferior.
Scotland - the best country on Earth. Ever.
[edit on 18-5-2005 by CiderGood_HeadacheBad]