posted on Apr, 22 2005 @ 09:53 PM
Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in a retirement community. They met in
their social center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each
other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and much to his delight, she accepted. They had a
lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town, and despite his age, Claude was still a charmer.Afterward Claude asked Maude to
join him at his place for an after dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a
most enjoyable roll in the hay. As they were basking in the afterglow of the magic moment they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own
Claude was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been more gentle."
Maude was thinking: "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken
off my pantyhose."