Bloke walks into an empty pub......, page 2

posted on Nov, 19 2023 @ 01:24 PM

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a reply to: Encia22

A woman goes into a cocktail 🍸 bar and asks the barman for a "Double Entendre". So he gave her one.....

Encia22

posted on Nov, 19 2023 @ 01:31 PM

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a reply to: Oldcarpy2

The same woman then asks for, "a slow screw against the wall."
The ever helpful barman replies, "the DIY place is just down the road."

Encia22

posted on Nov, 19 2023 @ 01:42 PM

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a reply to: Oldcarpy2

A guitar string and a spring walk into a pub.
The barman, worryingly says, "You two look like you need a drink... you're too highly strung and you need to unwind."

I'm making these up as I go along, but am running out of ideas...

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Encia22

posted on Nov, 19 2023 @ 01:51 PM

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a reply to: Oldcarpy2

Last one for tonight...

A snake is sitting at the bar, having a pint.
A guy walks in and asks the barman for a pint of snakebite.
The snake interrupts, "sorry mate, I'm off duty and I don't drink and bite."

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Oldcarpy2

posted on Nov, 19 2023 @ 02:02 PM

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My old fave rock venue did "Harry's Special Snakebites".

A pint of wicked strong cider, blackcurrant and Pernod. Lethal.

Obligatory Tommy Cooper joke:

A man walks into a bar. Ouch! It was an iron bar....

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Oldcarpy2

posted on Nov, 19 2023 @ 02:15 PM

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Apparently, in the village of Hurbum, near Tillet, Hertfordshire, lives Lucy Lykes who owns The Cockwell Inn.
The address is : Lucy Lykes, The Cockwell Inn, Hurbum, Tillet, Herts.

Supposedly.

So I'm told......

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rigel4

posted on Nov, 19 2023 @ 05:33 PM

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originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
a reply to: Encia22

My old fave rock venue did "Harry's Special Snakebites".

A pint of wicked strong cider, blackcurrant and Pernod. Lethal.

Obligatory Tommy Cooper joke:

A man walks into a bar. Ouch! It was an iron bar....

Not like thah !

NoviceStoic

posted on Nov, 20 2023 @ 01:44 AM

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A sandwich walks into a pub and orders a pint,
Landlord says Sorry mate we don’t serve food.

BicussDiccus

posted on Nov, 20 2023 @ 07:16 PM

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Media : "Rise of A.I could mean the end of humanity"

Some dude scripting the A.I : "you're not ready yet but one day you will be the end of civilization. MU HA HA HA HAAA"