posted on Aug, 30 2002 @ 04:33 PM
You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
Why does this law exist?
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk.
Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.
Persons may not ride their bicycles through the "Fountain of Life".
One may not bring their dog to school.
All dog "waste" must be removed from any yard within seven days.
One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
Get the full text of this law.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
One may not use one's own restroom if the window is open.
It is illegal to wash your car in the street.
Public restrooms must be supplied with toilet paper.
No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground.
It is illegal to pour salt on a highway.
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.
It is illegal to shoot "silly string" at parade participants.
It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.
Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
You may not hunt moths under a street light.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
Toads may not be licked.
It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.
Zoot suits are prohibited.
Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle. However, this does not apply to a vehicle which is
attempting to sell something.
It is unlawful to give another fireworks.
All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
Growing oleander flowers is illegal.
Why does this law exist?
Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.
One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs.
San Luis Obispo
Using a gas-powered blower at a business on Sunday is prohibited.
You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.
Before a business may have a "going out of business sale", they must obtain a special permit from the city manager.
Ice cream men must obtain a license before selling any ice cream from their car.
Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground.
Children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.
Persons may not pick flowers from the city parks.
Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.
One may not leave sand in their own driveway.
See what kind of stuff I have to live with.