Best pick up lines

This one is EXCLUSIVLY for an average guy to use on a SUPER HOT girl:

"If you play your cards right, you could have me"

I always loved this one, it assumes you (the guy) has all the control. Its all about the attitude baby!

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants

Did it hurt?

Did what hurt?

When you fell from heaven

If I could rearange the letters of the alphabet I would put u and i together

lol there you go

Can I kiss you?

That works, but only use it if you know the person and your the man. Dont use it on a stranger, the girl will have no idea what to say (most of the time, unless shes a moron) It catches the girl TOTALLY off guard that your asking instead of using some cheesy pick-up line or just kissing her. She will really be grateful that your asking, and if SOMEHOW she says no, then wait a while untill you seem closer and ask it again (like a few weeks or a month after, say "Can I kiss you now?") if she continues to say no then give up

man I wish the guy I wind up with uses that on me -sighs- so romantic...

emm...ignore that o_O

Are you an alien?

No/who the hell are you?!/*slap in face*

Because your @$$ is out of this world!

You wanna go get a pizza and fool around? What? You don't like pizza?