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One word: bidet.
originally posted by: halfoldman
Here's a story, and yes it's true, and not an isolated incident.
Anyway, this guy gets a girlfriend (hooray for him), but he realizes every time she uses the bathroom his socks go missing from his laundry basket.
But one day he looks in his trash can, and there are his socks, encrusted with some doo-doo.
Was it kitty cat, or the goldfish?
Unfortunately he must come to one conclusion - and that conclusion is super awkward for a dude (considering half of us think girls don't even poop).
It must be the girlfriend.
But how to approach the topic?
At the risk of being bankrupted by missing socks, or going barefoot, the topic was finally mentioned.
She freaks out, slams the door and then it led to an SMS drama of note.
Finally she agrees to tell him - she's so germophobic, she's paranoid her finger might break though the toilet paper.
Therefore she just decided, she's gonna use this dude's socks.
Is this a relationship breaker?
I mean sure if she was open about it.
But that's kinda sneaky.
If I can't trust you with my socks, what can I trust you with?