Best idea yet .
Then we wouldn't have to deal with anything that might form a problem . Bingo !
There' d be no corona , no economic troubles , no lockdown woes , no mental health crises , no bothersome threads , no worrisome trash bins to have to
put non existent rubbish in .
Without reality , there'd be no swearing , no offences and no punishments . And better yet , there'd be no explanations to make when there wasn't any
mistakes to make.
There wouldn't be needles , and no presidents to suggest we jack up with Ajax , because there wouldn't be any disinfectants either.
If we banned reality , everything bad would go away , and fluffy baby clouds with rainbows would appear in a clear ultraviolet blue sky , with little
white doves , cooing on the warm wind .
There'd be no arguments and no angst because existence would be perfect , and we could dream away , with no refrigerators to stock because cooking
wouldn't be necessary .
Eating wouldn't be needed and so the sweet taste of honey would never reach our lips . There'd be no surfing to have to do and beachwear wouldn't
No one would have a tanned fit booty and glossy hair to show off , and sex would be impossible . Great !
And what's more , if we banned reality , we'd never have to enjoy anything , no sweet sleeping in soft beds anymore and no drinking anything
deliciously alcoholic . No dvds and cuddles on the sofa , and no love to feel. No happiness anymore...
So , let's ban reality , better yet let's shadow ban it and not tell anyone why. Because we know better don't we shhhh.
In the morning we ' LL all wake up and reality will have disappeared as if it never existed , and everyone can breathe a deep sigh of relief !!
edit on 25-4-2020 by DoctorBluechip because: (no reason given)