Shut the shops and stop joggers

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: Fallingdown

How many times do I have to tell you?

That's not a young John Lithgow in your avatar?

originally posted by: DoctorBluechip
Simple message :

People are dumb , really f dumb

They ve mostly got food for 2 weeks , if not give them an emergency food helpline , where it'd better be an emergency .

They're well fat enough some of them .

And some of them some leaner ones lots of them reckon it's a good idea to go panting up some country lanes no wider than a footpath .

No. F off home again , where you should be . Stay there . And you know why . Don't go to the f shop for anything , for 2 weeks , and also , do not argue , with soldiers

Why do you think they welded the people into their apartments in China?

Most people cannot sit still for weeks on end.

a reply to: DoctorBluechip

...we re doing all your .. suggestions ? Already ?

Good. That's not a problem.

And you're doing much more. And the much more is the problem.

a reply to: DoctorBluechip

Tell ya what.

Come over to my neighborhood. Tell the folks around here what to do, just a bit, this should be hilarious. It's an active, outdoorsy area, they don't like to sit on their asses. Even elderly neighbors are VERY active and in far fitter shape than their southern retiree transplant counterparts because they go out and move. They're admirable oldies, they even get out in the dead of winter every day to stay in shape.

Try telling them to just F off and go inside. Each generation is going to own a few of your teeth by the time they're done with you, even the old folks. I wouldn't mess with any of 'em around here, they CAN take an opponent still.

a reply to: DoctorBluechip

So how did you know? You were there on that small path as well?

originally posted by: Dumbass
a reply to: DoctorBluechip

So how did you know? You were there on that small path as well?

It's a little pointless to try to get them to own up to doing what they bitch about. Because they have reasons to be out or some s#. Nobody else is entitled to those same reasons, though.

originally posted by: DrumsRfun
a reply to: DoctorBluechip

You had me at...

People are dumb , really f dumb

Its not me I am scared of in this pandemic...its the dumb people who think this is bullsnip.
Regardless of if it is or not, I'd rather be safe and alive, than be macho and die.

They might be ok with people breathing on them but I'm not....stay the hell away from me, has been on the tip of my tongue anytime I have to leave the house.
If they won't follow the 2 meter rule, I'll make them.

How do you make them without breaking the 2 meter rule yourself?

Hint: start coughing. Works wonders

Golf courses are still open... BAM!

originally posted by: Xtrozero
Golf courses are still open... BAM!

They shut them down in my area, but here's the catch -- if the property owner does not object to people being on the property during closure, then it's legally fine so long as the course is "officially" closed & buildings locked.

Several courses have given their members & non-members their blessing to be on the property while it's closed.

They can play all the golf they want, for free, right now. Talk about sticking it to the man, lmfao.

originally posted by: DoctorBluechip
a reply to: Boadicea

You mean , they're not already doing most of that over there ?

Is trump crazy ? The UK had requisitioned hotels for hospitals last month , we re doing all your .. suggestions ? Already ?

My state has been.

We just keep it hush, hush so no one panics.

stop the Joggers and dog walkers and any idiots who are willing to break distance rules or quaranteen rules.

a reply to: one4all

You know what, you changed my mind. I say let them hand out guns so people can just willy nilly "take care of" the people who violate those rules. Heck, even if its not a set rule, as long as YOU think it should be, why not. Sounds fair and equitable.

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a reply to: Jay Electronica

At this point I’m pretty sure it’s not the joke in itself .

It’s the distaste for the person that told the joke .

Everybody feel free to take some jabs at me anytime you feel like it .

I can take it and I’m always looking for a good chuckle .

originally posted by: BoscoMoney
a reply to: one4all

You know what, you changed my mind. I say let them hand out guns so people can just willy nilly "take care of" the people who violate those rules. Heck, even if its not a set rule, as long as YOU think it should be, why not. Sounds fair and equitable.

Why that would save the Good Lord a whole durned bunch of hard work now wouldn't it?Give him time for more higher calling type works.