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Would it not just be easier to arrest all the elderly

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posted on Mar, 16 2020 @ 09:02 AM
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a reply to: nugget1

Ah yes... similar to the "boat without oars" punishment of Biblical times! Tow the condemned out to see on a boat without oars, leave them adrift with no means to navigate the ship, and let them receive their just rewards -- because by golly gee God will save them if He thinks they deserve it...

Very apt for this Coronapocalypse. Yes indeed.

I can get on board with this! (Pun intended -- just trying to get in the spirit!) Send us all out to sea, all expenses paid and every need fulfilled, and let's see what happens...




posted on Mar, 16 2020 @ 09:06 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: PandaPrincess
are there any islands to drop them all off on


Riker's.


No no, I have a batter one....Alcatraz Island!



posted on Mar, 16 2020 @ 09:11 AM
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a reply to: Boadicea



*smack, smack*

Don't you go drinking bleach now ...




posted on Mar, 16 2020 @ 09:14 AM
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a reply to: Alien Abduct

Didn't you say you wanted me to get the Corona Virus for making jokes about the Corona Virus? And now you're making jokes about the Corona Virus...



posted on Mar, 16 2020 @ 09:18 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Alien Abduct

Didn't you say you wanted me to get the Corona Virus for making jokes about the Corona Virus? And now you're making jokes about the Corona Virus...


Touche my friend!



posted on Mar, 16 2020 @ 09:21 AM
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a reply to: ketsuko

Got it -- bleach cures coronavirus -- thanks for the tip


Or was that the other way round? Oh dear. Senior moment here.

I'll just stick with the Quarantinaritas. Nothing can possibly go wrong there!
edit on 16-3-2020 by Boadicea because: spelling



posted on Mar, 16 2020 @ 09:34 AM
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originally posted by: Boadicea
a reply to: ketsuko

Got it -- bleach cures coronavirus -- thanks for the tip


Or was that the other way round? Oh dear. Senior moment here.

I'll just stick with the Quarantinaritas. Nothing can possibly go wrong there!


Are you bathing in the Quarantinaritas? 'Cause that's how they work ...



posted on Mar, 16 2020 @ 09:43 AM
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a reply to: PandaPrincess

The country gave up internment camps after WWII.

Would you lock up your own grandma?
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posted on Mar, 16 2020 @ 09:44 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Stay off the lawn you whipper snapper you!



posted on Mar, 16 2020 @ 09:47 AM
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originally posted by: ketsuko

Are you bathing in the Quarantinaritas? 'Cause that's how they work ...


Oh my dear no!

But that's brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Holistic medicine -- treat the whole body inside and out!

Not sure I can find that much alcohol left to fill the tub though. And I sure don't want to be a hoarder after all. Other self-isolating social outcast distancing old geezers have needs too.



posted on Mar, 16 2020 @ 09:49 AM
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originally posted by: scraedtosleep
a reply to: PandaPrincess

Would they come willingly?

Not this old lady. You will have to drag me and I will load up on denture adhesive and bite the hell out of you if you try. Lol

Who's gonna make the chicken soup if you lock grandma up? Or the cookies? Huh?
No one ever thinks of these things.



posted on Mar, 16 2020 @ 09:51 AM
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a reply to: PandaPrincess

Funny no other country thought this was a sane idea. Or person for that matter.

This is absolutely absurd if you're serious.



posted on Mar, 16 2020 @ 09:52 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Fantasy Island.


The plane boss, the plane!



posted on Mar, 16 2020 @ 09:53 AM
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a reply to: CriticalStinker
Only from November to May. Then they go back to the Berkshires for the summer.



posted on Mar, 16 2020 @ 09:56 AM
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a reply to: Boadicea

But you could start the new fashion!

If everyone saw you buying up all the tequila you need and you act panicked while you do it ... think of it! You could be responsible for all tequila hoarding. Watch everyone in the store rush over and frantically grab bottles while you sit back and snicker. And then watch the nightly news proceed to produce segments on tequila hoarding.




posted on Mar, 16 2020 @ 09:56 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

That's not the boomers. That's our parents.

The boomers are probably wondering how this will affect their marijuana prescriptions or supplies in the states where it's legal.



posted on Mar, 16 2020 @ 10:01 AM
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a reply to: Boadicea

Children will have childish ideas.
I think someone or two wrote a poem about it.



posted on Mar, 16 2020 @ 10:01 AM
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originally posted by: Sillyolme
a reply to: PandaPrincess



Would you lock up your own grandma?


If it ensure the safety of the younger generations,
yes



posted on Mar, 16 2020 @ 10:02 AM
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its not just the elderly who are at the highest risk, altogether you'd be arresting over 100 million people which is impossible and what would doing such a thing even accomplish? it still spreads among everyone else...



posted on Mar, 16 2020 @ 10:02 AM
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a reply to: scraedtosleep

Most of them are in Arizona and Florida right now. Build an emergency wall.



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