The 2020 ATS Zombie Apocalypse Party!!! You're Invited!

Seeing as how we’re ALL gonna’ DIE…tomorrow…from from the WU-FLU epidemic/pandemic or whatever, we might as well have a party! I’m calling it the ‘The ATS 2020 Zombie Apocalypse Party’.

Augustus will be invited to emcee the event. It will all begin with an open bar of Everclear Punch and a nice sit-down dinner of greasy grimy gopher guts, French fried eyeballs…(swimming in a pool o’ blood)… Oh, and spoons will be supplied (in case you forgot yours). Following this we will hold a rally where everyone gets whipped up into a frenzied lather about ATS’s favorite theme…VIRUSES and Pandemics! And then it will be time to really GET DOWN!

We’ve even got our own dance, it’s called the “Panic-Stricken-Shizzle”. Most here already know it, but if not it’s really easy to learn the steps. The moves go like this:

1. Flail your arms wildly above your head
2. Run around randomly screaming…crying and laughing (all at the same time)
3. Chanting “WE’RE ALL GONNA’ DIE!! WE’RE ALL GONNA’ DIE!!”
4. Crashing into others …(kind of like a Mosh Pit…but morbidly different)
5. Stealing all the butter packets off the tables for “survival”
6. Randomly stopping and sobbing uncontrollably
7. Then hiding under the nearest available furniture, or behind the nearest shrubbery
8. Then jumping up and screaming…”C’mon everybody…Do the Panic-Stricken-Shizzle!!”
9. Immediately repeat, starting at step #1

It’s really a hoot!

To close out the evening we’ll have a group séance (hypnotism section) where everyone is shamed into living in a hermetically sealed bubble and being afraid of their own shadow.

Door prizes of random body parts removed from comatose guests will be handed out as people collect their coats.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

I like my french-fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of PUS, as is traditional.

a reply to: Atsbhct

That's street food, man!

This shindig is GOURMET!

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

I hope Beez can make it. We have a score to settle.

lol. what a joke.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Your saying people here do not have their prep bunker ready yet ?
lol newbs..

I'll go if you let me run all over coughing up blood and French kissing everybody.

Oh snap...
Well if I gotta go, it might as well be with a bang.
Let's party.
I'll bring the chopped up monkey feet casserole.

So the "Panic-Stricken-Shizzle" is set to the tune of Rapper's Delight, and the lyrics go a little sumthin' like this...

"Now what you hear is not a test, I’m hackin’ to the beat
And me, the Flu and my friends are gonna’ try to move ya’ meat

You see, I am Wonder Disk…and I’d like to say ‘hello’
To the black to the white, the red and the brown, the purple and yel-low
But first I gotta’ hack hack the loogie to the Kung Flu loogie
Say up jump the loogie to the hack hack loogie to the loogie to be
Let’s rock y'all, ya’ don’t stop
Rock to the rhythm that’ll make your body drop!

Everybody go: Hotel, Motel, Carnival Cruise (Say what?)
Gonna’ weld yo’ door shut, don’t matter what we use!
Everybody go: Hotel, Motel, Carnival Cruise!
You see, you start actin’ up and well, you’re really screwed!

Well it’s on and on, and on and on
The beat don’t stop, til’ they all be gone
Some people say it's all just bunk
Then you get locked, in your trunk"

(rephrase)

Just about the time your temperature starts to sizzle
Time to rock the Panic Stricken Shizzle!
Just before all humanity starts to fizzle
Time to rock the Panic Stricken Shizzle!

...

Well, you get the idea.

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
Augustus will be invited to emcee the event.

Just have someone bring an Alexa and I'll sync in from Langley.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Dude! There's gonna' be babies for whore's der'ves!!

ETA...wrapped in bacon!

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Hmmm. Sous vide?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Nah, too mushy that way. Plus, they get kind of funky after they've been out for a while.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Let me think on it, with all these end times things we're working on my schedule has been hectic.

Oh, insider tip, stay away from China, we're testing something out there at the moment.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

We waved off on the Bat Etouffee for this shindig!

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Dude! There's gonna' be babies for whore's der'ves!!

ETA...wrapped in bacon!

Children taste like veal so wrapping them in bacon just sold me on this whole party

I'll supply the pizza.

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a reply to: musicismagic

By the way, your matter of fact, unemotional, reporting on the whole WU-Tang-Flu is very refreshing!!

Thank you!

Seriously!

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk
That sounds like fun. At least Augustus isn't catering. You never know who we're going to have for dinner.