No, that's not a typo.. it's a tip. For those long cold nights, when you're snowed in. You're out of your favourite bottle of vodka and there is no
beer in sight. The cold will be relentless, maddening even, insanity inducing and will last for weeks, nay, months. What confabulatory contraptions
would steal your mind?
You peruse the kitchen, "Dagnabbit, ain't nuffin... not even an apple I could use." and as you realise the sobriety of sitting stark raving insane in
a staunch cold state, the increasing desperation starts to set in.
You check everywhere, and then it hits you... that urgent need to use the loo. Damn those hot pockets.
You run, as fast as you can to save your undies from a horrible fate, and.. then it really hits you. TOILET PAPER!!!
Yes, yes.. it's true. You can ferment your dunny roll into a rather inoffensive 50%-60% stinky vodka. So if you have some cellulase floating around,
you can melt some of that most obstructive snow and make use of your internment in colditz.
NileRed is the up there with StyroPyro in their weird and unique videos..
edit on 16-11-2019 by DrumsRfun because: fixed all caps title
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