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Bacon [SS2019]

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posted on Apr, 9 2019 @ 12:08 AM
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Bacon.
Bacon bacon bacon bacon. Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon, bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon. Bacon bacon bacon bacon.

Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon!

Bacon?

Bacon bacon bacon bacon.

Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon!
Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon!





Bacon.




posted on Apr, 9 2019 @ 12:11 AM
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Not halal/10



posted on Apr, 9 2019 @ 12:15 AM
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a reply to: dashen

Bless you.

It was my dream to have this written.

I can die now. . . . .



posted on Apr, 9 2019 @ 12:17 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


edit on 9-4-2019 by IgnoranceIsntBlisss because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 9 2019 @ 12:20 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Matt Stone & Trey Parker Bakin' Bacon

edit on 9-4-2019 by IgnoranceIsntBlisss because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 9 2019 @ 12:41 AM
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Why am I not surprised with your well written heart felt story ?

Just to let you know ...after a hard, hot, round of golf this morning I settled into a comfortable seat and had two eggs (over easy) 2 pieces of toast, Potatoes, Beans, a slice of ham, and two long lean pieces of bacon.. not the thin slice crap they try to call bacon in the super market but real manly bacon that you can hear and smell when it is being prepared.

I am back home now and may not eat for the rest of the day but golly gee the meal was worth it !! Bacon forever and anyone else who does not like it has something wrong in their head IMO, or religious reasons, or a medical condition that precludes them from enjoying one of natures best gifts...probably right after a few other great things in life but it has to be in the top 20...



posted on Apr, 9 2019 @ 12:46 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Jesus wept.



posted on Apr, 9 2019 @ 12:56 AM
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posted on Apr, 9 2019 @ 12:59 AM
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originally posted by: 727Sky
Just to let you know ...after a hard, hot, round of golf this morning I settled into a comfortable seat and had two eggs (over easy) 2 pieces of toast, Potatoes, Beans, a slice of ham, and two long lean pieces of bacon.. not the thin slice crap they try to call bacon in the super market but real manly bacon that you can hear and smell when it is being prepared.


FFS!

A proper meal as follows:

2 sticks of butter
2 pounds of smoked pork bacon
2 cups of cajun seasoning (proper MSG variety)
2 cups of salt
.5 teaspoon olive oil
1 clove of garlic, thin sliced

Combine ingredients in a pressure cooker for roughly 22.5937 minutes. Remove half the bacon grease. Then spread across pyrex baking dish with shredded cheese into oven set on broil for approximately 11.3983 minutes. In small iron skillet boil up green onions in the leftover bacon grease (be sure to use only a skillet properly 'seasoned' with bacon grease).

Scoop the pork bacon casserole onto each plate (TWO scoops mind you). Garnish each plate with 3 sticks of beef bacon, 2 pads of butter, and coarse sea salt. Serve with the green onions. Season with fresh ground "bacon bits", 'to taste'.




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posted on Apr, 9 2019 @ 01:31 AM
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Amen...



posted on Apr, 9 2019 @ 05:18 AM
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a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss




Garnish each plate with 3 sticks of beef bacon, 2 pads of butter, and coarse sea salt. Serve with the green onions. Season with fresh ground "bacon bits", 'to taste'.


ya forgot the bacon sauce!




posted on Apr, 9 2019 @ 08:36 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I now know that these contests are flagged and starred by
how popular a member is,not the content of their writing.



posted on Apr, 9 2019 @ 08:45 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

People appreciate the Avant guard.




posted on Apr, 9 2019 @ 08:52 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Got in here, saw a lot of stuff about bacon going on 11/10.

Kept reading in suspense expecting to see beer, did not see beer, 6/10. (the six are from a solid plot twist).

Would read again 8.5/10. B+



posted on Apr, 9 2019 @ 08:54 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

I now know that these contests are flagged and starred by
how popular a member is,not the content of their writing.



Maybe that's partially true, but the theme of this short story was underlying paranoia in 50 words or less.

His heart had to witness DB write this out.....

Think about that.



posted on Apr, 9 2019 @ 05:53 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Very interesting. This piece is very open to interpretation.

I interpret this piece as the first time Kermit smelled his finger.



posted on Apr, 9 2019 @ 07:49 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

I now know that these contests are flagged and starred by
how popular a member is,not the content of their writing.



I think they subtract points more so for spelling errors.
I cannot find one spelling error in this story.



posted on Apr, 9 2019 @ 08:06 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Makes me want to sing a little song -



posted on Apr, 9 2019 @ 09:12 PM
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a reply to: highvein

This was clearly a treatise on the Meninism apparent on every street, in every chatroom, every hall of justice, and its toxic masculinity agenda that objectifies pre-packaged meat products as sex objects.




posted on Apr, 9 2019 @ 09:15 PM
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originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss




Garnish each plate with 3 sticks of beef bacon, 2 pads of butter, and coarse sea salt. Serve with the green onions. Season with fresh ground "bacon bits", 'to taste'.


ya forgot the bacon sauce!



The entire dish was the Bacon Sauce!





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