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The Three Idiots Reader's Digest Condensed Version [SS2019]

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posted on Apr, 7 2019 @ 11:50 AM
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Climbing into my bed at the Bellagio I expect it to be comfortable, it isn't. It feels like a large man from Portland is under the mattress.

"I'm not here!", cries Heels, "And neither are you!"

"Me too", whispers Slender from the closet.

"I am", says the Aussie witch.

Dread.

 


The End(?)









edit on 7-4-2019 by AugustusMasonicus because: network dude has no beer




posted on Apr, 7 2019 @ 11:56 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus




*sniff*

It's the first time I've ever cried reading a story. Moving, dramatic, epic.

I can't wait for the movie to come out.



posted on Apr, 7 2019 @ 12:00 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I can't wait for the movie to come out.


Pretty sure Scorsese is signed to direct.



posted on Apr, 7 2019 @ 12:42 PM
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Calling room service, I was quickly offered PEZ to make up for any inconvenience.



I'm the pretty one.......



posted on Apr, 7 2019 @ 12:45 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I can't wait for the movie to come out.


Pretty sure Scorsese is signed to direct.


Will pig masks, ball hammers, vans with « free candy » written on the side and shallow holes in the desert be introduced into this « coughs » totally made up story?

Asking for a friend of course!



posted on Apr, 7 2019 @ 12:51 PM
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Reminds me of this video:



posted on Apr, 7 2019 @ 01:06 PM
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originally posted by: Plotus
Calling room service, I was quickly offered PEZ to make up for any inconvenience.



I'm the pretty one.......


Tell housekeeping to bring some mops and stain remover.



posted on Apr, 7 2019 @ 01:07 PM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe
Will pig masks, ball hammers, vans with « free candy » written on the side and shallow holes in the desert be introduced into this « coughs » totally made up story?

Asking for a friend of course!


I will plead the 5th.



posted on Apr, 7 2019 @ 01:08 PM
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a reply to: LurkPotato


Pretty on point because I think most of my posts are pissing in someone's ear hole.



posted on Apr, 7 2019 @ 02:05 PM
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I'm waiting for the chapter where they get into the adrenochrome and ether



posted on Apr, 7 2019 @ 02:20 PM
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Is that part just after they lay the double strength plastic sheeting on the floor?



posted on Apr, 7 2019 @ 02:21 PM
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Oh bugger... double post...!
edit on 7-4-2019 by Lagomorphe because: Double post and pineapples



posted on Apr, 7 2019 @ 02:26 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


Loved it...until you got to the witch.

She always ruins everything.



posted on Apr, 7 2019 @ 02:38 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Loved it...until you got to the witch.

She always ruins everything.


Don't talk about her, she may show up.



posted on Apr, 7 2019 @ 03:03 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Bravo. Sorry... I'm a little verklempt.



posted on Apr, 7 2019 @ 03:05 PM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I can't wait for the movie to come out.


Pretty sure Scorsese is signed to direct.


Will pig masks, ball hammers, vans with « free candy » written on the side and shallow holes in the desert be introduced into this « coughs » totally made up story?

Asking for a friend of course!


Only if Disney picks up the project.



posted on Apr, 7 2019 @ 03:06 PM
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originally posted by: Enderdog
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Bravo. Sorry... I'm a little verklempt.



It IS extremely moving.

I've had too flush several times since reading it.



posted on Apr, 7 2019 @ 03:44 PM
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originally posted by: Enderdog
Bravo. Sorry... I'm a little verklempt.


Thank you.



posted on Apr, 7 2019 @ 03:45 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I've had too flush several times since reading it.


Disposing of the evidence again? Smart.



posted on Apr, 7 2019 @ 04:28 PM
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Awesome, lol.
Been missing your writing.




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