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33-Year-Old Woman Is Engaged to a Chandelier Named Lumiere

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posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 01:37 PM
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a reply to: MisterSpock

Debby Boone You light up my life
3:35


or maybe...

Robert Palmer - I Didn't Mean To Turn You On
3:46




posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 01:41 PM
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a reply to: MisterSpock

"If you disrespect me you'll be swinging from the ceiling bitch"



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 01:44 PM
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a reply to: maxey

He's the light of her life.



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 01:51 PM
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And just how do we know this is consensual? What if the Chandelier is an unwilling participant, in this abusive relationship? He may find the thought of sexual relations with a human woman disgusting, but without the means to express himself, is trapped.

Even if not, how do we even know the Chandelier likes human women? Maybe he's more of a candle stick kind of large, decorative hanging light. All that hot, dripping, wax, oozing from the firey tip...



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 01:52 PM
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a reply to: toms54

someone should get her a few cats. Might change her entire outlook.



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 01:54 PM
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originally posted by: Autorico
Did she assume that chandaliers name?!
what about it's gender? that's not something you should make light of.



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 02:04 PM
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I'm curious as to what the children will look like...

Hopefully, they will grow up to be -




Electrical Engineers !



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 02:09 PM
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She’s not being sexual. Win.

She’s having a bit of a laugh. Win.

She’s certainly happy. Win.


What more can one want from a news story than win, win, win!

More of this in our lives please. Brilliant find OP.

Hang on a minute, Lumiere is a man, that quote above says her lamp lover is a ‘her’. I’m not comfortable with her bending the rules like this.
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posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 02:21 PM
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originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: toms54

someone should get her a few cats. Might change her entire outlook.


She might marry them.



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 02:23 PM
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originally posted by: network dude

originally posted by: Autorico
Did she assume that chandaliers name?!
what about it's gender? that's not something you should make light of.


saw what you did there



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 02:27 PM
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originally posted by: Autorico
Did she assume that chandaliers name?!


And it's gender.

And how do we know the chandelier is consenting?
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posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 02:29 PM
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a reply to: watchitburn

I don't know whether to be happy about the union or outraged that she assumed



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 02:48 PM
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OK it's time to return to reality..... WOMAN your Flippin NUTS. Mentally Ill.



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 02:53 PM
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I'll be your candle on the water
My love for you will always burn
I know you're lost and drifting
But the clouds are lifting
Don't give up, you have somewhere to turn
I'll be your candle on the water
'Till every wave is warm and bright
My soul is there beside you
Let this candle guide you
Soon you'll see a golden stream of light
A cold and friendless tide has found you
Don't let the stormy darkness pull you down
I'll paint a ray of hope around you
Circling in the air, lighted by a prayer
I'll be your candle on the water
This flame inside of me will grow
Keep holding on, you'll make it
Here's my hand, so take it
Look for me reaching out to show
As sure as rivers flow
I'll never let you go
I'll never let you go
I'll never let you go


"I'll Be Your Candle on the Water"

I'm sure this will be the song at their wedding.



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 03:06 PM
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She was certainly waxing eloquently about her true love. No other can hold a candle to it.



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 03:24 PM
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originally posted by: toms54

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: toms54

someone should get her a few cats. Might change her entire outlook.


She might marry them.


You'll go into her house and there will be dozens of mewing cats, hanging from the ceiling.



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 03:48 PM
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I hope the relationship doesn't sour on her. If she (and I am not wishing this) has some form of accident and is found dead in her home. The detectives may have to claim it WAS Lumiere, with his candlestick, in the parlor.



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 03:53 PM
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a reply to: toms54

I'd tell Lumiere to get a prenup. That lady doesn't seem too bright.



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 04:40 PM
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a reply to: underpass61

Lumiere might like them dim.



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 11:49 PM
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originally posted by: JAGStorm
a reply to: toms54

These two were made for each other!

www.timeslive.co.za...

Crazy in love? The Japanese man 'married' to a hologram


he say's ....


Two-dimensional characters can't cheat, age or die, he points out.

"I'm not seeking these in real women. It's impossible."


Well he has a point lol



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