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posted on Nov, 23 2018 @ 07:03 PM
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So... my 'anonymous but very credible source close to the matter' has just reported that a group of very dangerous trolls have escaped from a nearby underground facility and were last seen heading our way! He warned that although they appear to be very frail and fragile, they are in fact very dangerous. Do NOT approach them. They're known for tricking their prey by laying in a fetal position and screeching high-pitch sounds at the sky -- said to resemble the sound of a dying goat -- and as soon as you're within arms reach, the rest of the pack will leap from the bushes like salivating zombies and eat you alive.

And that would suck.

So ATS, please proceed with caution and avoid them at all costs!


I was also sent photo evidence of what appears to be their footprints.



Please be safe, y'all.




posted on Nov, 23 2018 @ 07:13 PM
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a reply to: knowledgehunter0986


I'm askared.




posted on Nov, 23 2018 @ 07:16 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

be very askared.




posted on Nov, 23 2018 @ 07:21 PM
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posted on Nov, 23 2018 @ 07:25 PM
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originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
So... my 'anonymous but very credible source close to the matter' has just reported that a group of very dangerous trolls have escaped from a nearby underground facility and were last seen heading our way! He warned that although they appear to be very frail and fragile, they are in fact very dangerous. Do NOT approach them. They're known for tricking their prey by laying in a fetal position and screeching high-pitch sounds at the sky -- said to resemble the sound of a dying goat -- and as soon as you're within arms reach, the rest of the pack will leap from the bushes like salivating zombies and eat you alive.

And that would suck.

So ATS, please proceed with caution and avoid them at all costs!


I was also sent photo evidence of what appears to be their footprints.



Please be safe, y'all.


So....are they hitchhiking on their knuckles?



posted on Nov, 23 2018 @ 07:32 PM
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a reply to: knowledgehunter0986


What is a troll?



posted on Nov, 23 2018 @ 07:34 PM
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a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

I'm speechless.


That screen catch is amazing!



posted on Nov, 23 2018 @ 07:52 PM
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a reply to: highvein

A scary monster that lives under a bridge.



posted on Nov, 23 2018 @ 08:30 PM
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Wait... so you're telling me that a website that has the majority of its traffic and support accumulating in right wing threads is somehow infested with libtards to the point where they attack in numbers? My experience has been the complete opposite on here.

Let me know if I'm misunderstanding your OP because this has turned into a right wing echo chamber for the most part.
edit on 11/23/2018 by 3NL1GHT3N3D1 because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 23 2018 @ 08:31 PM
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Dp.
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posted on Nov, 23 2018 @ 08:41 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: knowledgehunter0986


I'm askared.





There, there, it's ok. Just keep hiding out in Zazzy's closet. It's safe in there and I heard she has new outfits.



posted on Nov, 23 2018 @ 09:00 PM
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a reply to: 3NL1GHT3N3D1

Sorry what? Not only are you misunderstanding it, but you're taking this thread way too serious.

Everything is going to be alright Enlightened1.



posted on Nov, 23 2018 @ 09:25 PM
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originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
a reply to: highvein

A scary monster that lives under a bridge.


The question I want to know is why are they coming?



posted on Nov, 23 2018 @ 09:53 PM
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originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
So... my 'anonymous but very credible source close to the matter' has just reported that a group of very dangerous trolls have escaped from a nearby underground facility and were last seen heading our way! He warned that although they appear to be very frail and fragile, they are in fact very dangerous. Do NOT approach them. They're known for tricking their prey by laying in a fetal position and screeching high-pitch sounds at the sky -- said to resemble the sound of a dying goat -- and as soon as you're within arms reach, the rest of the pack will leap from the bushes like salivating zombies and eat you alive.

And that would suck.

So ATS, please proceed with caution and avoid them at all costs!


I was also sent photo evidence of what appears to be their footprints.



Please be safe, y'all.


This thread is the best! It came at the right time, and in the right way!

Thanks for the "troll's-up'!!!!!!
*

*still gonna peek under bridges n keep up my Russian!!!



posted on Nov, 23 2018 @ 10:00 PM
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a reply to: 3NL1GHT3N3D1

Don’t give up oh 3nlight3n3d1!
I remember during the Obama years it seemed a little more left leaning. At least 50/50. Although im batting from the other side, I am no fan of an echo chamber. I will give you, and a few unnamed others credit for that. There are safer places for you or I to go listen to the echoes, but that is being truly....un-enlightened.



posted on Nov, 23 2018 @ 10:08 PM
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They're trolling you, and then they're going to troll me ...




posted on Nov, 24 2018 @ 02:35 AM
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a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

Of course it is going to be alright, I'm just trying to figure out the meaning behind this post. Are you talking about the right wing mob on here? Because it's far more prevalent than any left wing mob on these boards.



posted on Nov, 24 2018 @ 07:31 AM
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originally posted by: 3NL1GHT3N3D1
a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

Of course it is going to be alright, I'm just trying to figure out the meaning behind this post. Are you talking about the right wing mob on here? Because it's far more prevalent than any left wing mob on these boards.

Thats ok . I am still trying to figure out your posts as well
Working together we may be able to figure them out.
Unfortunately , I am out of time
You are on your own




posted on Nov, 24 2018 @ 07:59 AM
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a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

Oh. my. god. they're. eating .her!!!!



posted on Nov, 24 2018 @ 08:29 AM
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a reply to: 3NL1GHT3N3D1

What in the world are you even talking about? I'm clearly talking about wild trolls from an underground facility. It says it right there!

You're trying too hard and thinking too much.

But if you really want to know, all you have to do is follow the footsteps.



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