We Should All Be Committed According To This 1880's List

Yep, I am guilty of several of these accusations.

Send me away to the padded cell !

But, I am thinking some of these would be awesome metal band names, if not already taken.






What are you guilty of?

a reply to: Groot

Taken out of context. Those were not the reasons for admission. They were thought to be the root cause of the illness that developed and required hospitalization.

a reply to: Groot

when they say "masturbation for 30 years", is that continuous, or with breaks in between?
Asking for a friend.

deranged masterbation

??????????....

Wow just thinking of going into a mental hospital back then gives me the willies.

a reply to: Groot


That thing reads like my curriculum vitae!

Bring back the good old days.

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: Groot

when they say "masturbation for 30 years", is that continuous, or with breaks in between?
Asking for a friend.

I do not judge, and if continuous , I would imagine it has falling off by now.

a reply to: Groot



Probably the Time of Life one.

a reply to: Groot

no, it's a little red.......I mean, my friend was just asking.

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: Groot

no, it's a little red.......I mean, my friend was just asking.

I heard astro glide helps alot with that problem. Pass that on to your friend.

Just goes to show that the list, along with the endless laws in our "modern" societies, are there so that we can extract certain undesirables and shut them away out of sight and mind.

But yeah, the mental health system offers some help in some cases, and a way to remove oddballs who annoy the majority in all cases.

And to think we've moved far past shoving needles in noggins is a bit too generous, in my estimation.

a reply to: Groot

I don't know what party this is an invitation for, but I am CERTAINLY going!!!

a reply to: markovian

would you preffer " ranged mastrubation " ?

a reply to: Groot

Were these the admission criteria to ATS already back then?

originally posted by: Groot

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: Groot

no, it's a little red.......I mean, my friend was just asking.

I heard astro glide helps alot with that problem. Pass that on to your friend.

he said "don't use icyhot".

No need to amit anyone these days...........everyone is born straight into the asylum.

originally posted by: network dude
when they say "masturbation for 30 years", is that continuous, or with breaks in between?
Asking for a friend.

I appreciate that.

Seems like they had an open license to pretty much round up anyone. LOL!
Probably the elite of the day's way of having a way to squelch any resistance or rebellion and quickly stifle any thinking out spoken person from getting a millitia started.

I'd have been strung up in those days by an angry lynch mob on horse back probably.