Bert and ernie are gay

originally posted by: Lysergic
Bert is part of Al Qaeda.

ALLAHU AKBERT!!!!
When will the episode air where Big Bird, Snuffalupahus, and Elmo throw Bert and Ernie off the top of the tallest mosque on Sesame Street?

Man, I used to love Sesame Street when I was little a kid.

Why would you right wing extremist stoop so low as to go and kill the innocent nostalgia effect of even Sesame street... by politicizing it with your homophobic nonsense?

Their puppets, for f# sake!

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: Butterfinger

For some reason the lgbt,,,,etc needs representation in media.

I dont know why they feel the need to be validated.

Because they're a bunch of looser, and they know it. And loosers who are aware of their looser status must be validated.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
... When will the episode air where Big Bird, Snuffalupahus, and Elmo throw Bert and Ernie off the top of the tallest mosque on Sesame Street?

While the rest of the Sesame Street crew protests in the background for LBGT against Islamophobia.

a reply to: Subaeruginosa

Why did the left feel the need to make innocent puppets gay or straight?

They are definitely gay. I used to party with Bert and Ernie. They say they are straight but when they get a few drinks in them Ernie starts grabbing at your junk and you don't want to be around Bert when he gets so wasted he becomes "Backdoor Bert". It's a bad scene.

a reply to: MRinder

You are confusing the actor with the character.

a reply to: Bluntone22

Lol. No, it was the puppets. I will never get the thought of Ernie's plush hand grabbing at my junk out of my mind.

a reply to: Bluntone22

I dont know why they feel the need to be validated

Are you familiar with the expression 'drama queen' ?.

Sadly a small minority as usual are causing a huge problem for the majority
It's a tad dissapointing everything needs to be sexualised, some type of conspiracy happening

a reply to: Bluntone22










Bert and Ernie are just confirmed bachelors.

originally posted by: Raggedyman
Sadly a small minority as usual are causing a huge problem for the majority

Well, I'm glad you can openly admit it... cause I wasn't even gonna bother saying nothing.

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: Lumenari

Fluff gender?
Trans cotton?
String sexual?

What are you theories about the Fraggles?

Curious how Christian conservative males have an obsession with male homosexuality.

originally posted by: JAGStorm
a reply to: Bluntone22

If anyone was gay it was big bird, those flashy feathers!

Ummm...How dare you throw Big Burgh out from under the closet like that...

Those are very personal revelatory revelations...and should only be undertaken by the cloistered...I mean closeted one...

Shame on you...





YouSir

originally posted by: olaru12
Curious how Christian conservative males have an obsession with male homosexuality.

They claim it has to do with biblical rules, ie. dongs and muffins = godly goodness and s#. but in reality, there's a lot of denied curiosity and an equal amount of self-repression & self-loathing going on. The bible excuse only covers so much territory here, the rest is a lot of projecting and excuses. Normal people live & let live, instead of busying themselves with the trivialities of what someone else in a bedroom they'll never see does in it.

a reply to: Nyiah

I know a lot of Christians and none of them give a damn what you do in your bedroom.

originally posted by: olaru12
Curious how Christian conservative males have an obsession with male homosexuality.

Curious how the rainbow crowd can gloss over sexualizing pre school children's television in a poor attempt at an insult.

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: Nyiah

I know a lot of Christians and none of them give a damn what you do in your bedroom.

Could have fooled me with the collective giant nose going where it doesn't belong still trying to dictate whether or not they can be legally committed to each other.

originally posted by: Bluntone22

originally posted by: olaru12
Curious how Christian conservative males have an obsession with male homosexuality.

Curious how the rainbow crowd can gloss over sexualizing pre school children's television in a poor attempt at an insult.

To maximize the number of people into stuff, you target them for indoctrination / conversion as children. The younger the better the odds. Then a minority can be become mainstream / a majority.

And as such: