Is This Just A Troll... Or Is It Actually The Craziest Thing Going On Right Now?.?.?

originally posted by: testingtesting
a reply to: grey580

Thats my Birthday

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It's my Birthday too! Maybe the aliens want to throw us a party.

Sounds like a hoax to me, but if they do invade, can someone come and save me?

a reply to: Night Star

Myself and Augustus will.
We can use him as bait.

I googled 18. April 2018 and found this:
kbwealth4u.com...

a reply to: BJensen

yes you found cods wallup

originally posted by: testingtesting
a reply to: grey580

Thats my Birthday

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Me too! Lets have an Alien Pizza party!

a reply to: Hazardous1408

I think its an Indonesian troll.

a reply to: Hazardous1408

“The message you received is well related to Stephen Hawking’s death you are not ready to face them.”

I saw something on another forum about aliens or god controlling humanity like robots and killing them to express mathematical patterns

Stephen hawking died on his 27825th day of life on Pi day 3/14

27825
Minus 8978 / “HIGH”
Divide 9.17 / “I.Q”
Divide 704 / “G0D”
Multiply 3.142 /(pi)
Equals 9.17289 / “IQ 2 Hi”

Apparently it was about the aliens/god (high iq god) smiting him to death while bragging about their IQ (iq too high) because Stephen said once that those who brag about their IQ are losers.

a reply to: smurfy

Hehehe!!

Nope. Just gearing up for watching The Commitments and drinking Guinness on St. Patrick’s Day!



Pretty sure that this is a massive troll. Funny it freaked out Reddit though! Kind of like _9Mother9Horse9Eyes9_!!

originally posted by: Night Star

originally posted by: testingtesting
a reply to: grey580

Thats my Birthday

.

It's my Birthday too! Maybe the aliens want to throw us a party.

Sounds like a hoax to me, but if they do invade, can someone come and save me?

If they invade, I hope it's short and painless for us.

originally posted by: Sublimecraft

Beards real, flutterbys are snapchat, I identify with whatever gets me the most free sh!t, so if I am, today, a bearded female muslim midget, I should, in theory, be the next POTUS candidate for the DNC.

These are the facts.

It's hostile aliens.

You'll be abducted on a live feed YouTube, however you'll quickly take control of their vessel, with the toxic gases you produced from drinking ample amounts of Guinness Stout, on St. Patty's Day.

A hero you shall be young Jedi Master.

originally posted by: StallionDuck
It's a troll. Everyone knows that Steven Hawking is really inside the space suit sitting in the Roadster that Elon shot off in to space. Any appearances of him between that time and his supposed death were pre-recorded.

That was Elon's gift to a dying Hawking.


This stuff is a silly prank. That makes me want to put together a cryptic puzzle and toss it out into the net to be the next viral event. Hmmm... Now if I can just figure out how to make money off of it!


The Onion.... If you're reading this... The Hawking space guy is MY idea! I have more info to prove it's true!!!

Haha hilarious seeing this on ATS as I've been spreading this rumour around the net in various places since the moment Hawking died. Especially on the Starman replays on YouTube featuring live chat.

a reply to: Tyred

can you explain where are those numbers coming from??

originally posted by: Allaroundyou
a reply to: Hazardous1408

As cool as this is, I am going to say troll. My reason is that no major organization or government entity would use twitter for "secure" info.

One would think, right?

Except our government would prove you wrong. Heck, our president makes all of his major announcements and policy changes on Twitter. I know, it's like the Twilight Zone, but it's true.

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
a reply to: Hazardous1408

That's also the plot of the cult cyberpunk novel Snowcrash if i recall correctly!

originally posted by: HanSolo31
God, this thread is what I miss about ATS !! S&F.

Me too!

It's official - Cicada3311 is back.

×This Event is no where related to catastrophic events
× 18 april is definitely safe
×All other accounts are impersonating
×reason to hold this event is to help people solving a upcoming global cicada event
×reason to hold this event is to aware people with knowledge

Link to tweet.

Looks like I'm late to the party, all the Twitter links are closed so the account has obviously been removed. Shame, the OP gave me goosebumps

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
These quotes:
"Trump is virtually fake." "they are not humans"

Yup, you need to understand one very important message that we watchers on the wall know. The fallen angels are here. And they are ready to attack. I told you, trump was one of them. I warned this the moment he got elected.

Remember, jesus said: "You will know them by their fruits"

Is hillary in prison after a whole year?

If it was Elijah (from the bible) that was president, I assure you, she would have been behind bars awaiting trial by now.


America was destined for this anyways. Buckle up your seat belts and enjoy armageddon.
Those of you with eyes that see and ears that hear, allign with Natural law. because it is the only way, the truth and the life. Remember, Jesus was the WAY. It was never about the idol, as many will soon find out when Lucy makes her final appearence to take over the earth.

father God did promise to send a strong delusion if the world turned wicked. Now prepare for cause and effect, through the paranormal and...supernatural way.

Anyhow even If they do invade we will beat the green goo out of them.
We are human! we will be victorious!.
Huzzah bring it on (Warface).

a reply to: McGinty

I think you are right! (Called babelfish, maybe?)

Haz, very interesting topic. I checked your links, but don't have anything to add which hasn't been said except... hope it's every bit as preposterous as it sounds!

*looks at watch*

*realizes he doesnt have a watch*


Why tell time?